lionheart looks like his clone btw. both cunts cant spell
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Daily Rubbish
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asshole pretended to be a gentlemen and then pm me vulgarities using other nick. what a character
typical kopiuncle style,
just poke a little, vulgar messages comes. tested few times and proven. hahahhahahahaaa
ilovesingapore was in deep labour pains for an unexpected birth.
kopiuncle was by the side in a state of disbelief amounting to near shock.
finally, the baby popped out with ease from ilovesingapore enormous pussy.
instead of the usual crying, the baby emerged laughing with clenched fists as though signs of victory.
for total cleaning, nurse unclenched the fists to cleanup but found a birth control pill in each palm.
kopiuncle was by the side in a state of disbelief amounting to near shock.
finally, the baby popped out with ease from ilovesingapore enormous pussy.
instead of the usual crying, the baby emerged laughing with clenched fists as though signs of victory.
for total cleaning, nurse unclenched the fists to cleanup but found a birth control pill in each palm.
my personal goal is to make him have a heart attack lol. maybe he will put a fist through the monitor
INDIAN FTRASH = DAILY RUBBISH
kopiuncle first wife was very very angry over his affair sleeping with ilovesingapore.
kopiuncle when on peacekeeping duty in iraq, received a pack of home made kueh lapis accompanied with a video recording.
so very proud, kopiuncle invited colloeaagues and friends to eat the kueh lapis and watch video of president charity show.
suddenly halfway through the show, came scenes of the first wife doing blowjob with a foreign trash ah neh.
after blowjob, spat whitish fluid into a mixing bowl preparation and then baking of kuel lapis
the show abruptly ended with first wife wife holding a flashcard,,, ....
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"YOU BASTARD CHEATING KOPIUNCLE, I AM DIVORCING YOU"
kopiuncle when on peacekeeping duty in iraq, received a pack of home made kueh lapis accompanied with a video recording.
so very proud, kopiuncle invited colloeaagues and friends to eat the kueh lapis and watch video of president charity show.
suddenly halfway through the show, came scenes of the first wife doing blowjob with a foreign trash ah neh.
after blowjob, spat whitish fluid into a mixing bowl preparation and then baking of kuel lapis
the show abruptly ended with first wife wife holding a flashcard,,, ....
.
"YOU BASTARD CHEATING KOPIUNCLE, I AM DIVORCING YOU"
ilovsingapore went to consult a doctor at dsc clinic in kelantan lane
ilovesingapore: i have a strange problem, i always find philippino postage stamps in my pussy in the morning.
doctor: remove your panties, open your legs and let me examine.
using a long tweezer, the doctor managed to remove a stamp in ilovesingapore pussy. after looking at it,
doctor: nothing serious, it is only a sticker from a "del monte" banana.
ilovesingapore: i have a strange problem, i always find philippino postage stamps in my pussy in the morning.
doctor: remove your panties, open your legs and let me examine.
using a long tweezer, the doctor managed to remove a stamp in ilovesingapore pussy. after looking at it,
doctor: nothing serious, it is only a sticker from a "del monte" banana.
Hahahaha ..... if something as soft as banana can find its way into kopisai's cheebye hole, the hole must be very big and loose
This is really funny.
ilovesingapore: take off the blouse, take off the pants NOW!!!!!
remove your bra and your panties as well as the shoes!!!!!!
wash the makeup from your face!!!!!!
ilovesingapore still flushing with anger
ilovesingapore: this is the final warning, don't ever let catching using my things again!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNDERSTAND KOPIUNCLE!!!!!!
remove your bra and your panties as well as the shoes!!!!!!
wash the makeup from your face!!!!!!
ilovesingapore still flushing with anger
ilovesingapore: this is the final warning, don't ever let catching using my things again!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNDERSTAND KOPIUNCLE!!!!!!
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ilovesingapore after 5 years marriage with kopiuncle cold not conceived, went to consult a doctor.
ilovesingapore agreed with doctor to undego a minor surgery with 2 hours recovery period.
4 months on, ilovesingapore consulted doctor again for not being able to conceive despite the minor surgery.
again, ilovesingapore agreed to a medium surgery requiring almost a full day recovery
3 months on, ilovesingapore consulted doctor again for not being able to conceive despite the medium surgery.
again this time, ilovesingapore agreed to a major surgery requiring a 7 days full recovery period.
2 months on, ilovesingapore finally conceived and went for a pre-natal medical check up.
ilovesingapore: thank you doctor , what did you do to made me have this baby???
doctor: realised earlier surgical methods were inappropiate for you. finally we make a connection from throat to uterus.
ilovesingapore agreed with doctor to undego a minor surgery with 2 hours recovery period.
4 months on, ilovesingapore consulted doctor again for not being able to conceive despite the minor surgery.
again, ilovesingapore agreed to a medium surgery requiring almost a full day recovery
3 months on, ilovesingapore consulted doctor again for not being able to conceive despite the medium surgery.
again this time, ilovesingapore agreed to a major surgery requiring a 7 days full recovery period.
2 months on, ilovesingapore finally conceived and went for a pre-natal medical check up.
ilovesingapore: thank you doctor , what did you do to made me have this baby???
doctor: realised earlier surgical methods were inappropiate for you. finally we make a connection from throat to uterus.
ilovesingapore place an advertisement in shittimes while kopiuncle was away for peacekeeping duty with his lickingrimming skills
"wanted for one month a toyboy who won't hit me, won't runaway and provide great fucks on demand.
to come personally to desker lane look for a backdoor with the name KOPIUNCLE'S SLUT LIVES HERE"
doorbell rang at 6am and ilovesomgapore opened the backdoor to a limbless man
man: i come to answer your advertisement, i am without arms cannot hit you, without legs cannot runaway
ilovesingapore: but, can you fuck????
man: of course, how do you think i press your doorbell
"wanted for one month a toyboy who won't hit me, won't runaway and provide great fucks on demand.
to come personally to desker lane look for a backdoor with the name KOPIUNCLE'S SLUT LIVES HERE"
doorbell rang at 6am and ilovesomgapore opened the backdoor to a limbless man
man: i come to answer your advertisement, i am without arms cannot hit you, without legs cannot runaway
ilovesingapore: but, can you fuck????
man: of course, how do you think i press your doorbell
kopiuncle first met ilovesingapore when sitting at the counter in an unlicenced bar in desker road.
kopiuncle just manage with the dim bar counter lights casting onto ilovesingapore inner thigh
kopiuncle: why do you have a seashell tattooed in your inner thigh?????
ilovesingapore: put your ear to the seashell, and i will tell you
kopiuncle: ok, here goes,,,,,, what is it now????
ilovesingapore: can you smell the sea???????
kopiuncle just manage with the dim bar counter lights casting onto ilovesingapore inner thigh
kopiuncle: why do you have a seashell tattooed in your inner thigh?????
ilovesingapore: put your ear to the seashell, and i will tell you
kopiuncle: ok, here goes,,,,,, what is it now????
ilovesingapore: can you smell the sea???????
Hahaha ........ good one !
bro...always have a question about candles...what is the different significance of a white candle vs a red candle. When use red? When use white?
I am no expert but think for Chinese custom is white for funerals, red for festive or celebratory occasions.
oh i see..... but like i see people during 1st and 15th use red...celebratory?
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