Chitchat Your wife can geolocate you and lock you in your car if you go find chicken

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A newly married man discovered his BMW 550i was missing last Sunday, the day after his wedding. A friend left the car unlocked with the keys inside in a parking garage after borrowing the Bimmer, according to SPD Blotter.The man called the theft into Seattle police, who contacted BMW. Employees at BMW's corporate headquarters were able to give officers the exact location of the car and were able to remotely lock the 550i, trapping the suspect.

http://www.autoblog.com/2016/12/05/bmw-thwarts-car-thief-by-remotely-locking-5-series