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Israel bombed Iran over the threat of nuclear weapons.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland, Pinky started shitting in his pants. Sorry, skirt, as the pants are not worn by him.)
US get dragged into the war with Iran. Warships and troops are sent to thegulf.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland, armed forces go into high alert and reservists are mobilised. Reservists sibei toolan because they missed their regular EPL soccer nights on Saturdays.)
This left the US too preoccupied and the armed forces too stretched to bother about east Asia.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland Pinkie took great pains to kiss the ass and assured China that Singapore has got no vested interests in some little red dots of islands. “None of our business, hee hee.”)
Chinese police and army failed to protect the safety of Japanese in China. Japanese in China are attacked and killed. Some Japanese women are raped AV-style as revenge for the Rape of Nanking.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland Pinkie signed another Memorandum of Understanding with China that will allow more Ah Tiongs to flood Sinkieland in return for his wifeto be allowed to blow another few billions of dollars in investments in China.)
Japan sent warships to China to repatriate their citizens. China interpreted this as an act of war. Philippines, Taiwan,Vietnam, Malaysia, Brunei all sent warships to the disputed Spratley Islands to ‘çhope’ places.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland another round of ponding hit Orchard Road. Simon and Garfunkel finally reconciled and staged a reunion concert to sing Bridge Over Troubled Waters.)
Britain expelled France’s ambassador over the nude photos of Kate Middleton. The British boycottedFrench products. Liverpool striker LuisSuarez became a British citizen and again refused to shake hands with Manchester United’s French player Patrice Evra when Liverpool played Man United. This time the whole of England was supporting Englishman Luis Suarez.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland the Football Association begged local fans to go andwatch the national team play again, in the aftermath of that debacle of ameaningless draw with Johor FA.)
Britain declared war on France and Italy for publishingnude photos of Kate Middleton. This wentdown in history as the War of the Nipples.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland a male transvestite won Miss Singapore boasting a pair of tits that were bigger than any of the other female contestants.)
Please continue…
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland, Pinky started shitting in his pants. Sorry, skirt, as the pants are not worn by him.)
US get dragged into the war with Iran. Warships and troops are sent to thegulf.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland, armed forces go into high alert and reservists are mobilised. Reservists sibei toolan because they missed their regular EPL soccer nights on Saturdays.)
This left the US too preoccupied and the armed forces too stretched to bother about east Asia.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland Pinkie took great pains to kiss the ass and assured China that Singapore has got no vested interests in some little red dots of islands. “None of our business, hee hee.”)
Chinese police and army failed to protect the safety of Japanese in China. Japanese in China are attacked and killed. Some Japanese women are raped AV-style as revenge for the Rape of Nanking.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland Pinkie signed another Memorandum of Understanding with China that will allow more Ah Tiongs to flood Sinkieland in return for his wifeto be allowed to blow another few billions of dollars in investments in China.)
Japan sent warships to China to repatriate their citizens. China interpreted this as an act of war. Philippines, Taiwan,Vietnam, Malaysia, Brunei all sent warships to the disputed Spratley Islands to ‘çhope’ places.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland another round of ponding hit Orchard Road. Simon and Garfunkel finally reconciled and staged a reunion concert to sing Bridge Over Troubled Waters.)
Britain expelled France’s ambassador over the nude photos of Kate Middleton. The British boycottedFrench products. Liverpool striker LuisSuarez became a British citizen and again refused to shake hands with Manchester United’s French player Patrice Evra when Liverpool played Man United. This time the whole of England was supporting Englishman Luis Suarez.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland the Football Association begged local fans to go andwatch the national team play again, in the aftermath of that debacle of ameaningless draw with Johor FA.)
Britain declared war on France and Italy for publishingnude photos of Kate Middleton. This wentdown in history as the War of the Nipples.
(Meanwhile in Sinkieland a male transvestite won Miss Singapore boasting a pair of tits that were bigger than any of the other female contestants.)
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