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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore reported nine more confirmed cases of COVID-19 (aka Wuhan Virus) on Friday (Feb 14), the Minions of Health (MOH) said in a daily update.
Of them, six peasants are linked to a cluster from the Grace Assembly of God church, MOH lackey Kennek Ma said at a press conference.
This brings the total number of novel coronavirus cases in Singapore to 67, making Peasantpore the regional Wuhan Virus Hub.
Health Minion Gan Ah Yong said on Friday that the regime is concerned that many confirmed sick but indolent peasants had remained in the community, and some went to work while ill.
"Sometimes I think we have to adopt PRC Commie methods to deal with those sicko peasants who contribute to the community transmission," he said.
He announced that 900 peasant GP clinics will be "arrowed" as Cheap Clinics to lure sicko peasants under the guise of subsidised treatment.
The first two cases linked to the affluent Grace Assembly of God church, which has a uptown branch in Tanglin and another peasant branch in Bukit Batok, were announced on Wednesday, while five others were announced on Thursday. There are 13 in the cluster after six more were announced on Friday.
"Nabey, this Wuhan Virus got guts, never give face to the Jewish storm deity and denting Christians' aura of invincibility," he said.
DORSCON RED RUMOUR
Peasantpore fat cat scholars foolishly last week raised its Disease Outbreak Response System Condition (DORSCON) level to Orange, prompting ridicule from the Ang Moh Pedophiles and consternation from the PRC Pandas .
Minion Gan urged state media at the press conference to help "him stop the rumour" that Peasantpore was panicking into DORSCON Red, the most severe phase in the colour-coded system.
"KNNCCB, I stupidly listen to dumbo scholars and declare Orange and was lambasted for overreacting and got Jane Austen rebels whack me why we never ban Wuhan Pandas from visiting us , no RED lah......," he said.
Minion Lawlan Wong, who is co-chair of a "jiat leow bee" task force set up to deal with Wuhan Virus contradicted Minion Gan and said that the strategy (DORSCON RED) in Peasantpore might change if there is widespread community transmission both here and overseas.
"If we continue contact tracing every single individual ... we incur losses, better we adopt cheaper method to look at the peasant patients who come forward," he said.
He quoted a Ang Moh Dua Ki World Health Organisation (WHO) study on 17,000 peasants that showed that a majority - 82 per cent - had mild symptoms.
"They die, their problem, those who show mild symptoms, please go to cheap GP, balek kampung and those who want to die, please die in your bird cages, outdoor disinfection expensive hor", Minion Wong hinted.
PAP and Peasantpore INC is bracing itself for the impact of the coronavirus outbreak on its profits, with Finance Minion Heng $wee $wee saying that the upcoming Budget statement on Feb 18 will contain pork barrels and bailouts for tourism and transport merchants.
Ruler Loong did a U-turn on Friday that the ongoing COVID-19 situation will have a significant impact on the country’s profits after initially downplaying the deadly Wuhan Virus impact.
The disease, officially named Wuhan Virus on Tuesday, has killed nearly 1,400 peasants, with tens of thousands infected, mostly in Commie PRC.
It has now spread beyond Commie PRC to more than 25 countries, with the World Health Organization declaring a public health emergency last month.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore reported nine more confirmed cases of COVID-19 (aka Wuhan Virus) on Friday (Feb 14), the Minions of Health (MOH) said in a daily update.
Of them, six peasants are linked to a cluster from the Grace Assembly of God church, MOH lackey Kennek Ma said at a press conference.
This brings the total number of novel coronavirus cases in Singapore to 67, making Peasantpore the regional Wuhan Virus Hub.
Health Minion Gan Ah Yong said on Friday that the regime is concerned that many confirmed sick but indolent peasants had remained in the community, and some went to work while ill.
"Sometimes I think we have to adopt PRC Commie methods to deal with those sicko peasants who contribute to the community transmission," he said.
He announced that 900 peasant GP clinics will be "arrowed" as Cheap Clinics to lure sicko peasants under the guise of subsidised treatment.
The first two cases linked to the affluent Grace Assembly of God church, which has a uptown branch in Tanglin and another peasant branch in Bukit Batok, were announced on Wednesday, while five others were announced on Thursday. There are 13 in the cluster after six more were announced on Friday.
"Nabey, this Wuhan Virus got guts, never give face to the Jewish storm deity and denting Christians' aura of invincibility," he said.
DORSCON RED RUMOUR
Peasantpore fat cat scholars foolishly last week raised its Disease Outbreak Response System Condition (DORSCON) level to Orange, prompting ridicule from the Ang Moh Pedophiles and consternation from the PRC Pandas .
Minion Gan urged state media at the press conference to help "him stop the rumour" that Peasantpore was panicking into DORSCON Red, the most severe phase in the colour-coded system.
"KNNCCB, I stupidly listen to dumbo scholars and declare Orange and was lambasted for overreacting and got Jane Austen rebels whack me why we never ban Wuhan Pandas from visiting us , no RED lah......," he said.
Minion Lawlan Wong, who is co-chair of a "jiat leow bee" task force set up to deal with Wuhan Virus contradicted Minion Gan and said that the strategy (DORSCON RED) in Peasantpore might change if there is widespread community transmission both here and overseas.
"If we continue contact tracing every single individual ... we incur losses, better we adopt cheaper method to look at the peasant patients who come forward," he said.
He quoted a Ang Moh Dua Ki World Health Organisation (WHO) study on 17,000 peasants that showed that a majority - 82 per cent - had mild symptoms.
"They die, their problem, those who show mild symptoms, please go to cheap GP, balek kampung and those who want to die, please die in your bird cages, outdoor disinfection expensive hor", Minion Wong hinted.
PAP and Peasantpore INC is bracing itself for the impact of the coronavirus outbreak on its profits, with Finance Minion Heng $wee $wee saying that the upcoming Budget statement on Feb 18 will contain pork barrels and bailouts for tourism and transport merchants.
Ruler Loong did a U-turn on Friday that the ongoing COVID-19 situation will have a significant impact on the country’s profits after initially downplaying the deadly Wuhan Virus impact.
The disease, officially named Wuhan Virus on Tuesday, has killed nearly 1,400 peasants, with tens of thousands infected, mostly in Commie PRC.
It has now spread beyond Commie PRC to more than 25 countries, with the World Health Organization declaring a public health emergency last month.
