Wow! I can rent a old lady in japan for a entire day. This is the type of holiday i need

[syed putra]

 

[ChopSengHuat]

I will rent her and instruct her to clean my house for the entire day

 

[eatshitndie]

she will cum in handy as a translator and guide. can book a sunrise sexpress train to fuckuoka and get her to cum along. sleeper train, same cabin, 2 beds.

 

[syed putra]

she will cum in handy as a translator and guide. can book a sunrise sexpress train to fuckuoka and get her to cum along. sleeper train, same cabin, 2 beds.

I was thinking of cycling around Japan.

 

[eatshitndie]

I was thinking of cycling around Japan.

on e-bike or pmd? it’s not a flat cuntry, and it’s huge by sinkie standard. old granny may not be able to keep up.

 

[syed putra]

on e-bike or pmd? it’s not a flat cuntry, and it’s huge by sinkie standard. old granny may not be able to keep up.

I can arrange to have another granny to meet me at the next destination.

 

[True Believer]

This guy rented a pretty "girlfriend" in Japan for a date.

 

[syed putra]

This guy rented a pretty "girlfriend" in Japan for a date.

Too stressful

 

[face the facts]

i want to rent a person who look like my boss...and fuck him up every hour....lol

 

[True Believer]

i want to rent a person who look like my boss...and fuck him up every hour....lol

Comedian and talk show host, Conan O'Brien once rented a "father" in Japan who was the exact opposite of his own Dad.

 

[True Believer]

i want to rent a person who look like my boss...and fuck him up every hour....lol

I prefer to rent a sexy woman to act as my boss for the day.

 

[syed putra]

i want to rent a person who look like my boss...and fuck him up every hour....lol

You can call grab and screw the deliveroo upon receiving your order. But please give a nice tip.

 

[True Believer]

You can call grab and screw the deliveroo upon receiving your order. But please give a nice tip.

I didn't know that you are into sodomy. Are you being influenced by the govt?

 

[laksaboy]

Be careful. Some of them might take you to a nice house in the countryside. You stay overnight there as a guest. But when you wake up, you find yourself at a cemetery.

 

[True Believer]

Be careful. Some of them might take you to a nice house in the countryside. You stay overnight there as a guest. But when you wake up, you find yourself at a cemetery.

You may find stitches on your torso and your kidney gone.

 

[laksaboy]

You may find stitches on your torso and your kidney gone.

It's Japan, not Tiongland or some third world SE Asian country.

You will find her grave.