Serious Woman Raped By TURTLE.......Turtle Was Later Slain By Victim's Toxic Vagina.......

[GOD IS MY DOG]

Spanish police have launched a sexual assault investigation after doctors on Tenerife found a dead turtle inside a British woman's vagina, local media reports.

The unnamed 26-year-old had visited a medical center in Arona, south Tenerife, after suffering pain in her lower abdomen but told doctors and police that she had no idea how the turtle ended up where it did.

Experts have confirmed that the reptile in question was a freshwater turtle of the type sold as pets

 

[halsey02]

I have a 'turtle head'... Trump has a " Mario Turtle Head'...what was that British Woman f$%$% in Tenerife?...si! Sinorita...what you got up ze hole?