Alas, I think he doesn't know Mandarin and won't qualify for it. He could potentially go on the show and start calling everyone a twit there. He could also start insulting all the Chinese on how poor, unoriginal and are masters of copying, imitation rather then originality.
[video=youtube;DsMkIXHlcHs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsMkIXHlcHs[/video]
[video=youtube;DsMkIXHlcHs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsMkIXHlcHs[/video]