Why NOT OUTSOURCE OUR DEFENCE TO CHINA!!

[Hans168]

afterall, in a way, Hong KOng and Macau are already doing it! WTF in this region dare to mess ard with us???
We can save lots of money, ... equipment upgrades, manpower costs esp useless colonels and generals who are contributing zip........

 

[laksaboy]

Because they need to 'regimentalize' the Sinkie NS boys.

Also, there's no need to pay market rates when you burn the weekends of NS boys to rehearse for the annual NDP.

This is the one rare thing in Sinkieland which is cheaper to NOT outsource.

 

[lifeafter41]

afterall, in a way, Hong KOng and Macau are already doing it! WTF in this region dare to mess ard with us???
We can save lots of money, ... equipment upgrades, manpower costs esp useless colonels and generals who are contributing zip........

What about the whole parliament and cabinet.
Sure can save millions, that's for sure.

 

[JohnTan]

We should outsource to Bangladesh, is cheap. And outsource their entertainment to the Philippines.

 

[frenchbriefs]

can we outsource to the british instead?

 

[sochi2014]

Everything should outsource to Angmos!! Only Angmos DA BEST!

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

Because they need to 'regimentalize' the Sinkie NS boys.

Also, there's no need to pay market rates when you burn the weekends of NS boys to rehearse for the annual NDP.

This is the one rare thing in Sinkieland which is cheaper to NOT outsource.

have our army divided into

1 Ah Tiong brigad
2 Ah Neh brigade
3 Peenoy brigade
4 Bangla brigade
5 Indon or Peenay comfort maid brigades

will be cheep cheap...... cheeper than sinkie brigade.........................n no need to outsource washing of armour vehicle or sweep floors

 

[rambo22]

have our army divided into

1 Ah Tiong brigad
2 Ah Neh brigade
3 Peenoy brigade
4 Bangla brigade
5 Indon or Peenay comfort maid brigades

will be cheep cheap...... cheeper than sinkie brigade.........................n no need to outsource washing of armour vehicle or sweep floors

then our SAF will hv UN forces

cheaperer and besterest

 

[dr.wailing]

Sinkie gabrament has outsourced a portion of internet monitoring to Chinese PLA. LHL fears that with so many Ah Tiongs becoming Sinkie citizens, there will be loss of control over them. Moreover local-born Sinkies of Chinese ancestry aren't known for their Chinese language skills.

 

[winnipegjets]

In MINDEF, there are at least 50 $68-million men. Outsourcing our defence will save us lots of money - at least $5 billion annually.

 

[Sinkie]

Very true. No matter how prepared Singapore is militarily, it is to frighten Malaysia and Indonesia only. Cina jus need to send a few Russian subs and warships and bomb the causeway, Singapore will be a goner within 1 day.