Why monks don't have sex - Hilarious!

[Loongsam]

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
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<!-- http://directorblue.blogspot.com - / - -->He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.​

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<!-- http://directorblue.blogspot.com - / - -->So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!​

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<!-- http://directorblue.blogspot.com - / - -->The abbot goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.​

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<!-- http://directorblue.blogspot.com - / - -->So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
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<!-- http://directorblue.blogspot.com - / - -->The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'

With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,

'The word was..
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[po2wq]

CELEB R ATE

n no dot 4 ze second e ...

 

[SneeringTree]

It's spelled "celibate".

 

[middaydog]

Aiya, take it with a pinch of salt la

 

[JWNY]

i think it's a good one though...for those that "get it"

JWNY

 

[Cestbon]

It's spelled "celibate".

Celibrate meaning is:
1. abstaining from marriage and sexual relations for religious reason.
2. having or involving no sexual relations.

 

[Ramseth]

There're three levels of celibacy.

- no sexual act (get aroused but restrain)

- no sexual arousement (e.g. won't get an erection even if sees Ms. Universe strips)

- erectile dysfunction

 

[fallen_angel]

There're three levels of celibacy.

- no sexual act (get aroused but restrain)

- no sexual arousement (e.g. won't get an erection even if sees Ms. Universe strips)

- erectile dysfunction

Not FIVE?

- impotency

- castration

 

[fallen_angel]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

A eunuch (IPA: /ˈjuː.nək/) is a castrated man, in particular one castrated early enough to have major hormonal consequences; the term usually refers to those castrated in order to perform a specific social function, as was common in many societies of the past. The earliest records for intentional castration to produce eunuchs are from the Sumerian city of Lagash in the twenty first century BC.[citation needed] Over the millennia since, they have performed a wide variety of functions in many different cultures such as courtiers or equivalent domestics, treble singers, religious specialists, government officials, military commanders, and guardians of women or harem servants. In some translations of ancient texts, individuals identified as eunuchs seem to include men who were impotent with women, those we would now call transgender or homosexual, and those who were simply celibate.

 

[counsel]

Why monks don't have sex - Hilarious!

Ha ha ha nice cartoons too

 

[NasiAyam]

Does monk release ?

 

[shOUTloud]

Does monk release ?

I would think many do. The more pertinent issue is where?

 

[NasiAyam]

I would think many do. The more pertinent issue is where?

And also how ?

 

[bigbossman]

Confession booth?

 

[KheongKarn]

What about nuns ?

They use vibrators ?

 

[leetahbar]

Not FIVE?

- impotency

- castration

no castration. the rubber band is always handy

 

[leetahbar]

What about nuns ?

They use vibrators ?

she can always date a monk. 2 holys made good HOOLEEYS.