what is lawrence wong going to announce in his national day rally 2024 to win votes for PAP helming his first GE?

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more cdc vouchers?
more gst vouchers?
more utility rebates?
or
All HDB leases convert to freehold title?
 
Special CDC-V vouchers for citizens who are above 30 and still a virgin regardless of household and income.

The value of the voucher ranges from $300 - $7,000. If you are 30 and still a virgin, you will be entitled to $300. Each additional year $100 will be added. For example, if you are 50 years old, you will get $300 + $2,000 = $2,300.

For female citizens, you need to prove your virginity with a doctor's certificate. For male citizens, your virginity cannot be proven by current medical science. You will need to visit a Commissioner for Oath, and swear that you are still a virgin, and if it's not true, you will die a violent death, your family will be gangraped and your female descendants will become prostitutes.

How many of you still virgin, please Kee Chiew now !
 
Special CDC-V vouchers for citizens who are above 30 and still a virgin regardless of household and income.

The value of the voucher ranges from $300 - $7,000. If you are 30 and still a virgin, you will be entitled to $300. Each additional year $100 will be added. For example, if you are 50 years old, you will get $300 + $2,000 = $2,300.

For female citizens, you need to prove your virginity with a doctor's certificate. For male citizens, your virginity cannot be proven by current medical science. You will need to visit a Commissioner for Oath, and swear that you are still a virgin, and if it's not true, you will die a violent death, your family will be gangraped and your female descendants will become prostitutes.

How many of you still virgin, please Kee Chiew now !
like that also can ah? :eek:
 
like that also can ah? :eek:
Now you know why virgins always kanna attacked as chicken and prostitutes. The non-virgins are simply jealous because they are not entitled to CDC-V vouchers.

@sbfuncle no need to look left right, I'm talking about you. :cautious: :biggrin:
 
Now you know why virgins always kanna attacked as chicken and prostitutes. The non-virgins are simply jealous because they are not entitled to CDC-V vouchers.

@sbfuncle no need to look left right, I'm talking about you. :cautious: :biggrin:
then how to make myself virgin again?
 
then how to make myself virgin again?
You have to marry your housemate first, then apply to have the marriage annulled on the grounds of non-consummation of marriage.

That will be prima facie proof that you are a virgin.:biggrin:
 
Business as usual after the next GE
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Now you know why virgins always kanna attacked as chicken and prostitutes. The non-virgins are simply jealous because they are not entitled to CDC-V vouchers.

@sbfuncle no need to look left right, I'm talking about you. :cautious: :biggrin:
KNN I need to make some corrections on your baseless comments. :cautious:

1. Virgin was not qualified for cdc voucher becos her registered whore house address was invalid. (she ownself said one and she kpkb about the unfairness)

2. Cdc vouchers is payable to every singaporean household, including virgins and non virgins, regardless of their level of income. Except a registered whore house (refer to point 1)

3. The one that I wasn't entitled and was jealous of is gst cash voucher, becos the kong kum pap assess income based on year 2022-2023 for the payout for 2024. Before year 2024 limpeh was still working. Nevermind next year or so I will qualify, if PAP still give this handout.
 
KNN I need to make some corrections on your baseless comments. :cautious:

1. Virgin was not qualified for cdc voucher becos her registered whore house address was invalid. (she ownself said one and she kpkb about the unfairness)

2. Cdc vouchers is payable to every singaporean household, including virgins and non virgins, regardless of their level of income. Except a registered whore house (refer to point 1)

3. The one that I wasn't entitled and was jealous of is gst cash voucher, becos the kong kum pap assess income based on year 2022-2023 for the payout for 2024. Before year 2024 limpeh was still working. Nevermind next year or so I will qualify, if PAP still give this handout.
I said CDC-V vouchers - V stands for virgin.

It's a new voucher :smile: :biggrin:
 
CDC-V voucher is intended to acknowledge the self-discipline and chastity of our virgin citizens. :smile:
Good initiatives. When fake virgin tries to claim CDC-V voucher, she will be charged for false declaration amounting to a max jail term of 3 years, and a fine not exceeding $2k :biggrin:
 
All HDB leases convert to freehold title?
He started the storm on lease decay, he has better make it right this time. Otherwise, his PM "lease" will be short and Hum Kah Chan will be eyeing his position.
 
more cdc vouchers?
more gst vouchers?
more utility rebates?
or
All HDB leases convert to freehold title?

1.much lower BTO flat price, 50-60% reduction depending on flat size?
2. COE, pay as you bid?
3. No more CECA Indians to be recruited?
 
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