What do you think of my pickup line?

[AhMeng]

Last night, I had a dream about my pickup line with @ginfreely in Nusa Duta.....

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Me : Hi!

Gin : (Looks suspiciously at me thinking that I am looking for sex)

Me : Are you Singaporean Hokkien?

Gin : (Angrily shouted with a killer glare at me) You Chao JiBuy stalking me izzit?

Me : No No, Please don't misunderstand. I am just trying to have a chat.

Gin : Chat with your own Pua JiBuy mother whore!

Me : (Stunned by her filthy barrage of vulgarities) Miss, why are you so vulgar?

Gin : (Screamed at me) You deserve it as you have been harassing me from India Iran and Saudi Arabia!

Me : (Shocked) Miss, you are mistaken. I just want to make a friend in Nusa Data as I am new here.

Gin : Don't talk Cock. You must be a Cantonese or Hakka fucker trying to scam me. I am a proud Hokkien and Ptui at you cunning Cantonese. Ptui!

Me : (this was what I did to her in my dream .... )

 

[meepokboy]

Gal asks moi if I am a foodie.

Sure I like to eat, I told her.

So she asked me what I loved to eat

My reply: PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!

What a low and demeaning pick up line

 

[Semaj2357]

What a low and demeaning pick up line

hanor, best is to get straight to the point and not beat around the vege - "ai sio kan mai"

 

[samanthachen]

Gal asks moi if I am a foodie.

Sure I like to eat, I told her.

So she asked me what I loved to eat

My reply: PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this supposed to be funny?

 

[sweetiepie]

hanor, best is to get straight to the point and not beat around the vege - "ai sio kan mai"

KNN hanor for @ginfreely type don't need ask just pull the cuntard head to your groin and say lai kah limpe gum KNN

 

[halsey02]

"Do you bleed?"

The answer is " I stopped bleeding for 20 years"...you better, run for the hills... ha ha ha ha

 

[ToaPehGong]

Gal asks moi if I am a foodie.

Sure I like to eat, I told her.

So she asked me what I loved to eat

My reply: PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!

And she introduce you to her cat

 

[jw5]

It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be horny.

Is this supposed to be funny?