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OK, so some of you guys know, Sweden Is Totally DTF !!!


A few months ago, a friend of mine locked himself out of his vacation flat.

It was, like, middle of the night, so he climbed up a fire escape and through an open window.

The thing is, he ended up in the wrong apartment, ha ha it is so corny, you think.

But bear in mind that Windows do not have flat number.

So, with a bewildered Swedish chick staring at an exotic Asian male. He explained his gaffe; she laughed.

Ten minutes later, they were hooking up.




Maybe it's because Swedes have no religious hang-ups

or perhaps the long winter makes them lusty come summer, but Swedish women believe in casual sex.

It's like jogging to them : uncomplicated and good for your health.




The trick is getting their attention.


It is really simple:

1. Swedish guys never pay, so a free drink is an easy way to impress them.

2. Once we're talking, avoid politics or war.

3. Unlike Angmos bragging, Asian men are not very how-lian. No surprise, Self-deprecation is a Swedish aphrodisiac.

Just remember this, if the Swedish chick do invite you back to her place, you'd better make a damn good breakfast. They take their eggs very seriously.


https://www.airbnb.com.au/s/Stockholm


http://www.tryswedish.com/the-secret-breakfast-lives-of-swedes/
 
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