Virgin's Disease a.k.a. Green Sickness

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The obscure history of the 'virgin's disease' that could be cured with sex
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Female virginity, we’re increasingly told, is a psychological rather than a physical condition. It’s not something that can be “lost” or “taken”.

Yet while not every woman has a hymen, and it’s rarely some tough barrier, the concept of technical virginity still focuses on whether there has been vaginal penetration by a penis. And surgical reconstructions are still performed, for example in Iran, to create a “membrane” that can tear or even produce some red dye.

Looking back through European history, was the hymen always the definitive mark of virginity? A 14th-century writer, commenting on a book called On the Secrets of Women, named the hymen “the guardian of virginity”. This picked up an early Christian idea that virginity was spiritual as well as physical. Virginity was something more than a hymen – and it was possible to be a virgin in the soul even if not in the body.

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‘Guardian of virginity.’ Shutterstock

By the 16th and 17th centuries, doubts about the hymen were widespread. In The Midwives Book (1671), the midwife Jane Sharp wrote on just one page both that “bleeding is an undoubted token of virginity” and that “the sign of bleeding perhaps is not so generally sure”. As for the hymen, she wrote that “some think it is not found in all maids”. No change there, then.

But one thing was very different when early modern writers thought about virginity. They believed in a particular disease which only virgins could have. First described in the 16th century, what was called “the disease of virgins” had a range of usefully vague symptoms: feeling faint, breathlessness, odd eating habits. All of these were attributed to blood which hadn’t managed to leave the body.

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Odd eating habits? Dinner by Shutterstock

Surprise, surprise: while bloodletting could help, the best cure was having sex. Sex would open up the body and move the retained blood around.

It’s interesting that the idea of a “disease” worked for those who believed in the hymen as a barrier, and for those who didn’t. The latter thought that the problem was a different sort of closure, that of little internal “mouths” that allowed blood from all over the body to get into the womb in the first place.

If you had the “disease of virgins” your skin colour was thought to be a very unattractive hue, often greenish, or very pale – which didn’t do anything for your chances of getting married. This is one possible reason why the condition was also called “green sickness”. Or perhaps it was so named because it affected those who were “green” in the sense of sexual inexperience.

While physicians issued dire warnings of the consequences of not marrying as soon as your periods started, by the 18th century ordinary people told jokes about the “disease of virgins”. In the 1705 ballad Enfield Common a sufferer is cured by a “lusty gallant” who manages to “ease her, and fully please her”. He explains:

Then with her leave there, a dose I gave her,​
She straight confes’d her Sickness I did nick it.​
When virginity – hymen or not – was a disease, sex (preferably marital) was the only lasting solution. Some women were thought to have a recurrence if they didn’t have children. A few writers thought that even particularly effeminate men could succumb to the disease. But for most the experience of sexual intercourse did the job. Or, to look at it another way, if this set of common symptoms appeared in a girl of marriageable age, the only diagnosis possible was “the disease of virgins”.
 
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From an acclaimed author in the field, this is a compelling study of the origins and history of the disease commonly seen as afflicting young unmarried girls.

Understanding of the condition turned puberty and virginity into medical conditions, and Helen King stresses the continuity of this disease through history,depsite enormous shifts in medical understanding and technonologies, and drawing parallels with the modern illness of anorexia.

Examining its roots in the classical tradition all the way through to its extraordinary survival into the 1920s, this study asks a number of questions about the nature of the disease itself and the relationship between illness, body images and what we should call¿normal¿ behaviour.

This is a fascinating and clear account which will prove invaluable not just to students of classical studies, but will be of interest to medical professionals also.
 
If you are still a Virgin at half century mark, it's about time you start fucking.

Otherwise, you will have symptoms of feeling faint, breathlessness, odd eating habits and have a very unattractive hue, often greenish, or very pale.

:D
 
It’s Not Easy Being Green: 3 Cures for Green Sickness, “The Virgin’s Disease”
www.themarysue.com


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In the 21st century, there are a few ways we can turn green. In addition to being hit by too much gamma radiation, we can also get kind of greenish from nausea (I’m looking at you, Taco Bell waffle taco) and become “green with envy” (like how I feel when I see pictures of people who visit the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica).

In earlier centuries, though, green sickness was something else altogether. On the same spectrum of “women’s diseases” as hysteria and the wandering womb (which is pretty much what it sounds like), green sickness was signaled by pallor, lethargy, and weakness, and was mostly thought to afflict young virgins.

In broad strokes, the medical theory was that until a young woman had her period, her humors built up in her womb in a sort of rotting, festering swamp.

If you were a young woman suffering from the “virgin’s disease,” you had options, some more pleasant than others:

1. Become a Woman of Steel

In order to clear the obstruction, one standard cure was to drink “steel water.” Steel filings and steel powder were boiled in white wine, usually with sugar and spices.

The patient was also instructed to exercise frequently. The steel would clear the blockage and together with the exercise would get the humors flowing again.

Green sickness was so common, many women had cures written in their home recipe books. This one from the recipe book of Joanna St. John, from The Wellcome Collection in London, is simple and to the point:
Another for the Green Sickness, Mrs. G. Shatterton​
[Take] half a quarter of an ounce of pearl in powder, an ounce of powder of steel, cloves, mace, and nutmeg, each half a quarter of an ounce. Dry the spice and make them into a fine powder and sift it, then take a quarter of a pound of loaf sugar, beat and finely sifted. Mingle these well with a knife and take as much as will lie on a six pence morning and afternoon at 4 o’clock, using as much exercise as you can.​
(You can find the original here.)

2. Avoid sloth (not the cute kind)

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In her 1675 book The Gentlewoman’s Companion; or, a Guide to the Female Sex, Hannah Woolley refuses to put up with any hijinx or shenanigans from the young whippersnappers lolling about looking green:
How to cure the Green-Sickness.​
Laziness and love are the usual causes of these obstructions in young women; and that which increaseth and continueth this distemper, is their eating Oat-meal, chalk, nay some have not forbore Cinders, Lime, and I know not what trash. If you wuould prevent this slothful disease, be sure you let not those under your command to want imployment, that will hinder the growth of this distemper, and cure a worser Malady of a love-sick breast, for business will not give them time to think of such idle matters.​
And get off her lawn, too.

3. An injection of, erm, sperm.

A man’s seed was thought of as a sort of catalyst that could “settle” the womb, allowing the humors to evacuate—thus, some thought the fastest cure for green sickness was simply to have sex.

In the anonymous folk song “A Remedy for the Green Sickness,” a young woman knows the pain and misery caused by her festering humors—and also knows the cure:

A Handsome buxom lass lay panting on her bed,
She looked as green as grass, and mournfully she said:
Except I have some lusty lad to ease me of my pain,
I cannot live, I sigh and grieve,
My live I now disdain
But if some bonny lad would be so kind to me
Before I am quite mad, to end my misery,
And cool these burning flames of fire
Which rage in this my breast,
Then I should be from torments free and be forever blest.
(Luckily the lad in the chamber next door overheard her miserable complaints and was most happy to, ahem, ease her pain.)

All of which goes to prove (come on, you know you were waiting for this)… it’s not easy being green.
 
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Women above 50 who hasn't been fucked obviously will never be fucked. Their cheebye should be cut out and framed.

@ginfreely you already fuck until phua, can also cut out into pieces and caption it as Phua CB
 
Women above 50 who hasn't been fucked obviously will never be fucked. Their cheebye should be cut out and framed.

How about those divorced or single mothers in their 40s and older, fucked before but no one cares about them anymore?
 
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