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[Video] -The startled bear runs away, stops to think for a second, then goes, "Hang on, I'm not in Russia anymore..."
POSTED BY: DAVID MARRS JUNE 10, 2016
Russia is in mourning today after the announcement that President Vladimir Putin had to be shot after a bear cub fell into his enclosure yesterday.
Putin, who had been dubbed ‘the world’s most dangerous man’, was being kept in an enclosure for the safety of the Russian people. Despite his living arrangement, Putin was still able to run the nation with an iron-fist. Yet Putin could also be a gentle man, as initially displayed when the bear cub fell into his enclosure.
‘To me it looked like he just wanted to play with the bear cub. He helped the bear up and then they had a friendly wrestle, which Putin of course won. Then he did a winner’s lap of honour whilst riding the bear like a mighty stallion,’ said eye witness Nikolai Ruschak.
However things turned sour when the momma bear spotted her cub in the enclosure and started to growl and roar. It’s believed the sound spooked Putin who suddenly became aggressive with the cub. It was at that moment his keeper had to step in and shoot the President.
‘It took the full clip to put him down but we had to consider the bear cub’s safety,’ said Putin handler, Andrei Tibor.
There has been a widespread backlash against bears in the country of Russia since the tragic incident.
‘Bears need to take responsibility for their cubs. What was the mother doing letting her cub play around on the edge of Putin’s enclosure? She ought to be punished,’ said patriotic Russian Stanislav Yakov.
All Russian funds are now being channelled into what is being dubbed as ‘The Lazarus Project’ in an attempt to revive their fallen leader.
‘If anyone can overcome death and still lead their country, it’s Vladimir Putin,’ said Stanislav, wiping a tear from his eye.
https://www.dailysquat.com/vladimir-putin-shot-bear-falls-enclosure/
