diegobrown19
5 years agoOne time an officer pulled me over and gave me a ticket for doing 90 in 60 MPH zone. Before he left I could sense that something was troubling him so I asked him what was wrong. He then proceeded to tell me that he had recently been left by his wife and that she had won custody of the kids. So me being the kind, caring, gentleman that I am, offered him a sip from my whisky bottle and a hit of my marijuana. Needless to say I wont be trying to do anything nice for cops anymore.