uncanny soccer incident

[chootchiew]

does any of the below incident ever happened to any major soccer matches ?
1) referee call for match suspension due to he too high tide or need to Lao sai
2) player pee on the field due to too high tide
3) og by goalkeeper to own net
4) player score goal from centre line upon ko similar to shaolin soccer scene

 

[looneytan]

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[looneytan]

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[looneytan]

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[looneytan]

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sorry, can not find the one acted by referee