Two greatest lies ....

eeoror88 · Jul 26, 2009

1. The cheque is in the post.:o

2. I won't cum in your mouth. :eek:

butoh6050 · Jul 26, 2009

heard this in the 70s

cowbehcowbu · Jul 26, 2009

one more common one...bros...

I WILL LO9VE YOU FOREVER....

aakumu · Jul 26, 2009

cowbehcowbu said:
one more common one...bros...

I WILL LO9VE YOU FOREVER....

Hi bro,
Will call you later.
and
Husband is the man of the house.

My humble two cents.

eeoror88 · Jul 26, 2009

Old man and young girl fuck and young girl say : I am cummmming !!

jim007jimmyboy · Jul 26, 2009

eeoror88 said:
Old man and young girl fuck and young girl say : I am cummmming !!

haahaaha

halsey02 · Jul 26, 2009

eeoror88 said:
Old man and young girl fuck and young girl say : I am cummmming !!

Hears a door opening, old man say : Fark...the wife is cumming.....

halsey02 · Jul 26, 2009

1. I just finish my period, you do not have to use a condom.
2. I am pregnant! :p

jim007jimmyboy · Jul 26, 2009

halsey02 said:
1. I just finish my period, you do not have to use a condom.
2. I am pregnant! :p

hahahahaha

the 1st one damn scary