today is apr fools day. what good pranks.to play on my bosses and housemate?

[Sialoquent]

pls.advise

 

[Sialoquent]

maybe i message my mummy that my housemate is pregnant with my baby

 

[Sialoquent]

maybe i go to my svp.lady boss and tell her my director level boss call her a slut?

 

[eatshitndie]

spray her panties with sugar water, let them dry, and fold them nicely back in the drawers.

 

[The Crow]

Tell your mother you got AIDS ...

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

How about keeping them out of the house by installing the gates with a new lock?

 

[ODACHEK]

Put itchy powder on their chairs and see them scratch balls and cheebye.

 

[glockman]

maybe i go to my svp.lady boss and tell her my director level boss call her a slut?

better yet, tender your resignation. See their reaction.

 

[Sialoquent]

all of u all must be very naughty when young

 

[Sialoquent]

better yet, tender your resignation. See their reaction.

last time i was in pri school, my late granddad pick me up from school and then go hawker centre eat lunch .. while he went to the hawker stall, i put super glue on his seat. then he come back gong gong sit down. then eat finished he said go home. he stood up and tore his pants at backside area. i lol at him until he lol himself. he never scold me. then he make me stand behind him all the way back home hahahaha

 

[glockman]

last time i was in pri school, my late granddad pick me up from school and then go hawker centre eat lunch .. while he went to the hawker stall, i put super glue on his seat. then he come back gong gong sit down. then eat finished he said go home. he stood up and tore his pants at backside area. i lol at him until he lol himself. he never scold me. then he make me stand behind him all the way back home hahahaha

gosh, you were such a rotten kid. If I were your grandfather, I would've slapped you good (I would've!). Besides, a kid shouldn't be in possession of superglue.

Having said the above, I have played horrible pranks on my late grandparents. I don't wish to say, but they did not involve superglue because it was not invented yet.

 

[rocket]

Want play then play bigger.

 

[NanoRay]

pls.advise

Tell them you are still a virgin.

And that they die a violent death if they don't believe.

 

[VanDick]

pls.advise

Take a panty of your housemate, jerk off and shoot your cum onto it, and then throw it onto her bed.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

How about telling them you are blackmondy and let them marvel at your online persona ?

 

[potato29]

maybe i message my mummy that my housemate is pregnant with my baby

tell mummy you prepare pineapple breakfast for housemate.

 

[NanoRay]

Take a panty of your housemate, jerk off and shoot your cum onto it, and then throw it onto her bed.

That is not April Fool's prank. That is what he does everyday, which is why he has so many fantasies to share about his housemate aka tautao.