the things we pick up these days

[leetahbar]

was jogging along a nice park. on the turf, a shiny card was waving at me. OMG!! a platinum POSB card!!

now what to do with it? it's also a debit card which means u could go shopping n sign with it

what would u do if u pick up one?

 

[leetahbar]

Re: the things we pick up these days - IPHONE 4S

my li'l brother leetahsar is even luckier. there was a IPHONE 4S waving at him. now he doesn't know what to do with it.

what would u do if u pick one?

 

[leetahbar]

Re: the things we pick up these days - MONTBLANC PEN

was once in a taxi. something was sticking on my butt. OMG!! a fat thick montblanc pen was waving at me!! it wasn't those usual black montblanc. it was a beige and with its insignia star on the pen head.

what would u do if u pick one?

well, i kept it what else to do with it?

 

[red amoeba]

u bro is taking weeds again? Rein him in.

I see alot of Banglas, PRCs waving at me....

 

[leetahbar]

Re: the things we pick up these days - PURPLE CAULIFLOWER

this one may sound very funny. my pet snake used to boast about cheonging in geylang. he picked up something special too. a purple cauliflower growing and blooming on his monster dickhead. he might be short but his little brother was definitely big. and it's bigger than ever with the blooming purple cauliflower on the dickhead!

 

[leetahbar]

Re: the things we pick up these days - the infamous ck undies

ok. it's ck. u guys know who picked that up.

what would u do if u pick up a ck undies that look quite new?

 

[leetahbar]

Re: the things we pick up these days - PRC MEI MEI

u bro is taking weeds again? Rein him in.

I see alot of Banglas, PRCs waving at me....

this one very real and happened recently to a rich horny pal.

he was driving in his 2-doors sports. along the road, a very chio prc mei mei was waving infront. he stopped, picked and drove her home all the way to his bedroom. he lives alone in a posh condo. it was FREE since it was "lost & found" and "owner keeper". then bang, cum and discard.

everything would have been wonderful if only he had just stop to buy a raincoat. yep! he now grows a purple cauliflower too on his dickhead though not as monstrous sized as my pet snake's. just accompanied him to DSC clinic in kelantan. basket!! really fuck!! he got a buffet of cauliflowers!! the medical bill ran up to a few hundreds. he gotta be back in another 2 weeks for checking, i.e, he had to drop undies and let his balls n dick being played by a young male dr.

that's not the end. 2 mths later, he had to be back to have his little brother played again by the dr, hopefully this time it would be a young chio girl dr. LOL!!