the morals in sex

[leetahbar]

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2.Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, pants, panties, pussy....

No wonder why men suffer from high B P !!!
Vulgar but true so its worth reading...

#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.

#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

#...Practical thought:
A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make he husband's dick hard, not his life..!

 

[leetahbar]

you can get dirty but do not get messy.

 

[Sinkie]

Upper body: (B) blow blow blow
Lower body: (P) piak piak piak

 

[leetahbar]

cannot swim, don't blame undies too large, blame the balls too small.