The doctors have their say!

[Porfirio Rubirosa]

The doctors have their say!

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> ....On the current financial turbulence....read on.
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> American Doctors have registered their strong professional
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> the current financial disaster, specifically in regards to
> the US
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> Government "Bail Out Package".
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> Opinions were as follows:
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> Allergists voted to scratch it, whereas
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> Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
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> Gastro enterologists had sort of a gut feeling, but
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> Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of
> nerve!
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> Obstetricians said we were laboring under a misconception,
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> Ophthalmologists flat out vetoed the bill as being
> short-sighted.
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> Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' and
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> Pediatricians rallied to chant, 'Oh, Grow up!'
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> Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while
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> Radiologists could see right through it.
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> Surgeons agreed to cut it up and wash their hands off it,
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> Internists thought it was a bitter pill we have to
> swallow.
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> Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on
> things.'
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> Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
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> Urologists said that it would not hold water.
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> Anesthesiologists noted that the whole idea was a gas, but
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> Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
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> Final opinion was voiced by a coalition of Proctologists,
> who advised
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> everyone to leave the financial fiasco with the assholes in
> Washington who
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> caused it.