tax FY 2012.

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Tax Code 2012






2011 Tax Code
The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.
On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER: effective January 1st, 2012, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:

5 - 10 cm. Nuisance Tax 20.00
10 - 20 cm. Privilege Tax 100.00
20 - 25 cm Pole Tax 200.00
25 - 30 cm Luxury Tax 300.00

Males exceeding 30 cm must file capital gains.

Those under 10 cm are eligible for a tax refund.

As such....no tax for tonychat and 666.

 

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Clinton666 remember to claim the following tax relief:

1. Retard gay dog relief
2. Small penis relief

Also, remember to claim the subsidy from the "Penis growth fund".