State of Regime Address - Why free scholarships for foreigners?

mscitw

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Ruler Loong certainly gabra/fumbled when he tried to explain why the regime gave sweetheart scholarships to foreign peasants.

Ruler Loong merely claimed scholarship holders are obliged to toil as serfs for 36 full moons. Smarter peasants will intuitively understand when Ruler Loong claimed a 'good' percentage of the foreign peasants stayed as serfs. The most absurd point was the claim for those who got away after the free lunch, they will serve as 'unofficial' ambassadors, especially the chinks who scoot back to Peking or Uncle Sam after completing their studies.

Let us explain why the regime love foreign peasant students using elementary game theory.

One aspect of Game Theory is to achieve the optimal result using least resources. In this case, the resources are peasant labour and the best way is to plunder them from surrounding basket cases nations.

In this case, the regime did their sums and realised it is better to entice highly intelligent foreign peasant children from Nehia, Chinkia, Burma and Matland to work in Peasantpore using scholarships or promises of well paid jobs.

If translated to using the same dollars for local peasants, the results are sub-optimal because the local peasant children may turn up to be lemons (many are after National Serfships) and Bargain Hen realised this truth earlier than stupid local peasants.
 
I will ask in the same logic that people who study in your country and go back will become your ambassadors and helpch you. Then what can we expect of oversea scholars in our cheebal service? Will they harbour good feeling for oversea country and give them better treatment than sinkies? Obviously they will not. So in the same logic, these foreigner will not put sinkies above their own country insterest when back in their cuntry.
 
Those chinks and nehs who got a free lunch and are now screwing anglo saxon cunts in Uncle Sam are probably wondering why Peasantpore gave them free scholarships?!

The regime took care not to invest in local peasants due to the fears of lemons has to contend with smarter foreign lemons 8)
 
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