Some insects are hard to kill

Kwai Chen Kian, as quickly as can snatch the pebble from my hand.
If you can snatch the pebble from hand, it's time for you to leave.

guess who said that?

Haha I know both shows but this one takes the cake..."Kung Phooey." Watch starting at 1.15 mins onwards. Actually the whole show is very funny, but don't take my word for it.

 
Hahahaha. Remind me of the movie Sun Wu Kong want to kill his Tang Shan Zhang because Tang Shan Zhang machiam like fly, no matter how Sun Wu Kong try to kill the fly, it just won't die.

do you recall... 当当当当,当当 当...
 
bro,
have you ever tried with some other mixtures?
water, cola or rum to complete the picture.
keep the fly intact, after all that tumble,
perhaps with other abuse, the fly'd sure crumble.
should the fly still survive such violent abuse
we could find ourselves something better to amuse

Once we had beer at Sembawang Shopping Centre
We got into the act with some bystanders
Sticked some coins on the floor near the escalator
People passed and tried to rip them off like excavator
We had a good laugh while having beer
Life is interesting if you remove the fear
 
Life is interesting if you remove the fear

ahahahaha...

life is enlightening with these words of wisdom
unbounded by fear with this new found freedom
the virtues of wise men leave me to ponder
fun and games of sorts made simple wonder
me shall keep this page always in mind
replicate these joys, new ones or some kind
 
Once we had beer at Sembawang Shopping Centre
We got into the act with some bystanders
Sticked some coins on the floor near the escalator
People passed and tried to rip them off like excavator
We had a good laugh while having beer
Life is interesting if you remove the fear
Rusty, you also into rhyming?

Many many years ago, someone very close to me told me something similar, "Overcome fear, Do not let fear overcome you."
 
Thanks for the video. I Buay Ta Han keep laughing at the computer screen until GF think I kena Kong Tao.
 
Rusty, you also into rhyming?

Many many years ago, someone very close to me told me something similar, "Overcome fear, Do not let fear overcome you."

Rhyming is difficult for my age
Worry and fear is life bondage
Rhyming me try
Without fear or shy
Removing fear is easier said than done
Faced a problem sometime you ask,how come?
 
Rhyming is difficult for my age
Worry and fear is life bondage
Rhyming me try
Without fear or shy
Removing fear is easier said than done
Faced a problem sometime you ask,how come?
Hahahaha. OK, ok, I will rhyme.

Hahaha is only word I can type.
Thought my post not always right.
4 sentence is all I can write.
Best way to end a Sunday Night.
 
Hahahaha. OK, ok, I will rhyme.

Hahaha is only word I can type.
Thought my post not always right.
4 sentence is all I can write.
Best way to end a Sunday Night.

Ha ha ha in Thais is 5 5 5
Once you tried you won't feel shy
What you write is alright
Hope to see you another night
Ha ha ha bye bye bye
 
[video=youtube;UmCdZxx-iao]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmCdZxx-iao[/video]

Another one of Stephen Chow memorable ones.
 
Removing fear is easier said than done
Faced a problem sometime you ask,why like that one?
 
there's an insect king in sbf that won't die
no matter how you kill it or how hard you try
spray with poison or stick it in piping hot pie
it will return with vengeance and cause you to cry

nine by nine lives it has more than an alley cat
it can burrow, attack, sting like a super gnat
just don't be trapped and get into an endless spat
with perhaps the nest's most undying clueless brat

heaven-hell hath no place for this immortal bug
they would rather make room for the disgusting slug
or spineless worm or drunk rat who's glued to beer mug
and expel it here to give all a nasty hug

worse than bubonic plague this undeadly godsend
a design by higher beings this place to upend
blame them advanced aliens who lend a helping hand
this is just one but what if there are more to fend
 
lo and behold, our winged friends showed sorrow
often drown themselves in a pint and wallow
deprived of sex, their gametes haveth no targets
our jilted friends should chose to use largets
a smack on her head, with little regrets
a swarm of tiny maggots our friend begets

:p:p:p

source:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/03/120315145023.htm
 
lo and behold, our winged friends showed sorrow
often drown themselves in a pint and wallow
deprived of sex, their gametes haveth no targets
our jilted friends should chose to use largets
a smack on her head, with little regrets
a swarm of tiny maggots our friend begets

:p:p:p

source:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/03/120315145023.htm

No wonder this fucker cannot be drowned....it'a an alcohol freak.
Thanks for the revelation.
 
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