Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans

[Watchman]

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans
Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay

Andy Borowitz
Posted: December 27, 2010 05:51 PM


VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) -
Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today's broadcast
of his 700 Club program when he claimed that God created
the blizzard currently battering the Northeast "to punish
Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay."

Explaining his theory, Rev. Robertson said, "Because of the
bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities
that people were planning on doing will have to be
postponed by a day or two."

Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in
the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly
to do something of a gay nature would have to take a
train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing
they were going to do could occur."

As for the millions of straight people in New York City
who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist
said, "I think God probably wonders, if these people are
really straight, then what are they doing in New York?"

 

[HTOLAS]

When this guy is caught doing something like soliciting in a public toilet and can't preach anymore, he should consider a new career in standup comedy.

 

[Watchman]

 

[GoldenDragon]

God isn't fair. Only snow to punish Americans? They deserve a heavier sentence. How to lodge appeal against God's sentence on Americanos?

Rev Pat Robertson is crazy! Like that can also be Rev. If he can be Rev Clinton666 can be God.

 

[HTOLAS]

Let's not encourage him.

God isn't fair. Only snow to punish Americans? They deserve a heavier sentence. How to lodge appeal against God's sentence on Americanos?

Rev Pat Robertson is crazy! Like that can also be Rev. If he can be Rev Clinton666 can be God.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Let's not encourage him.

Clinton666 has many problems - spiritual, physical, mental etc. Also, his eyesight problem will make him read GOD as DOG. He needs to consult Dr Vivien B to get his poor eyesight corrected FOC.