Singlish? Dear? Deer? The Ear? D-Year?

I'm more perplexed as to why singaporeans are so ugly. :confused:
 
Hilarious.

I heard the Singapore Police Force trained it patrolman to pronouce seven as "saben". Not sure how true. Apparently over radio it does not come out clear.

TeLL you a recent incident..was issued with a queue ticket no.108 whiLe waiting in a bank.Came my number, an aLL i heard through the mike was a Lady caLLing : One zero egg, one zero egg..
Ok, made my way to her counter, and she greeted me Like : Scuse me sir, what can i hepchoo ?..
Throughout the transaction i was giggLing to myseLf and trying to for some answers in her dead-pan face..
That Lady certainLy Lighten up my morning.:)
 
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