Singapore can't get simple thing done right even after years

[condom_loong]

Hopelessly SG. No exaggeration.

As simple as cremation body of obsessed citizens.

Fucking Mandai crematorium can not get a single unit of larger cremator after so many years of embarrassing problem.

PAP Standard way of impressive presentation, robotics to push casket into standard sized cremator. But sorry not catering for Ah Fat to die. KNN what is this?

Over sized casket can not have a single large enough cremator in whole SG? After all these years.

Btw i heard there is a special VIP reserved cremator used by LKY wive and the like. KNN exclusive.

But can not have one for SG Ah Fat? WAF?

 

[laksaboy]

Royalty vs peasants.

Peasants don't get the perks, such as a gun carriage funeral procession, or mourning schoolkids lined up to mourn your death.

 

[virus]

most furnace r not designed for oversized casket. this is a fact. on this fact, you could ask for burial instead. i think ku si lim may have a large furnace

 

[neddy]

Need to send to America.

 

[condom_loong]

most furnace r not designed for oversized casket. this is a fact. on this fact, you could ask for burial instead. i think ku si lim may have a large furnace

Just need one single unit. Also can not.

 

[LEGEND]

Just need one single unit. Also can not.

Who did those fat people vote for?

 

[新加坡内阁总李]

Who did those fat people vote for?

Who did those fat people vote for?

Fucking Fat Ass peasants you all better lose weight before you ucking die, understand?

 

[HongKanSeng]

People selling any shirts pants undrrwear got XXXXL size also. Why crematorium got discrimination against size? WAF?

 

[ykhuser]

most furnace r not designed for oversized casket. this is a fact. on this fact, you could ask for burial instead. i think ku si lim may have a large furnace

you parriah twit.ku su lin is at rivervally road

 

[bic_cherry]

Hopelessly SG. No exaggeration.
As simple as cremation body of obsessed citizens.
Fucking Mandai crematorium can not get a single unit of larger cremator after so many years of embarrassing problem.
PAP Standard way of impressive presentation, robotics to push casket into standard sized cremator. But sorry not catering for Ah Fat to die. KNN what is this?
Over sized casket can not have a single large enough cremator in whole SG? After all these years.
Btw i heard there is a special VIP reserved cremator used by LKY wive and the like. KNN exclusive.
But can not have one for SG Ah Fat? WAF?

In Sinkie land, some are more equal than others understand?

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All for that sake of fixing up political opposition:...

fixing opposition parties...

(YouTube; LHL: "fix the opposition")

 

[da dick]

Just need one single unit. Also can not.

u fat n rich mah. so ur family n ah fat frens must join pappies, otherwise die also no place to die.

 

[Froggy]

How about cutting it half half and cremating it twice? All problem solved.

 

[Leongsam]

How about cutting it half half and cremating it twice? All problem solved.

You don't have to cut in half. Just put the corpse through a wood chipper. Collect everything in a bucket at the other end and empty the slurry into the cremation furnace. It will save having to pay for two cremations.

 

[halsey02]

You don't have to cut in half. Just put the corpse through a wood chipper. Collect everything in a bucket at the other end and empty the slurry into the cremation furnace. It will save having to pay for two cremations.

GROSS!!...me think, you have not done meat grinding before....before you try with a human body..something smaller say a chicken with blood & all...gory & gross...YUCKS!

They should have wrapped the body in some biodegradable material, bring it out to International waters, conduct religious ceremony & just dump the cadaver, it is good ecologically too....the sea creatures, gets fed & it is recycled into nature...

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

You don't have to cut in half. Just put the corpse through a wood chipper. Collect everything in a bucket at the other end and empty the slurry into the cremation furnace. It will save having to pay for two cremations.

Just like juicing or blending a fruit just that now it's a giant mixture. You sure only one bucket is enough? You sound like you have experience in this respect.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

GROSS!!...me think, you have not done meat grinding before....before you try with a human body..something smaller say a chicken with blood & all...gory & gross...YUCKS!

They should have wrapped the body in some biodegradable material, bring it out to International waters, conduct religious ceremony & just dump the cadaver, it is good ecologically too....the sea creatures, gets fed & it is recycled into nature...

It happened in one movie. Rumble in the bronx starring jackie chan. His first movie to penetrate the US market. Previously he just made some cameos in US movies.