Serious Rich Famohs Alpha Johnny Depp Destroyed by Chiobu! Probably think with small Head!

Can understand why he dumped his ex wife for Amber Heard. She's definitely a looker. Too bad he didn't factor in her emotional and calculating side of the equation.
Still man are inherently disadvantaged, we're biologically tuned towards this Hobson choice. The best bet is that she's not emotionally unhinged. Else you'll be screwed.
 
The judge is a female? Jeez. I hope he'll have a fair shake.
 
I guess no more pirates of the caribbean from now on no matter what the judge decides.
 
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