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PEASANTPORE: Expensive Rubber Stamping President Phony Tony Tan and Ruler Loong have written wayang valedictory letters to Nazi Pope Benedict XVI, who is stepping down as the head of the Catholic Church.
In his letter dated 25 February, Phony Tan said Asiatic people all the world, including those in Peasantpore, will remember Nazi Pope's naive decision to give up power.
He said former show biz Pope John Paul hugged power and toured the world while Rome burned. As a Nazi Pope, Asiatic people wonder why Benadict is so foolish to surrender power despite gaffaws caused by paedophile and other corrupt priests.
While both Asiatic baboons have only praise for the Nazi Pope's reason and faith sermon, that make Moslems look like bobos, both had hoped he had listened to Mao's doctrine that power come from the cheque book.
As a multi-religious and multi-racial society, Peasantpore deeply suspects the Nazi Pope's tireless efforts to irritate Moslems with his various sermons.
Phony Tan said Moslems have not effectively counter his faith and reason sermon but declined to declare Jihad against him.
Ruler Loong also sent Prata Nathan's letter to the Nazi Pope, sharing his pain of being labelled as a Nazi while PrataNathan is depised as a former Kempeitai trainee.
In a letter dated 28 February, Ruler Loong said the ties between Peasantpore and the Holy See have weaken after successive Peasantpore Arch-Big Shots were found supporting naive political pariahs trying to make life difficult for Imperial Familee and agitating to repeal the Infernal Security Act.
However Ruler Loong is pleased that Vatican City have retired the troublemaking Arch Bigshot who wrote a letter egging political pariahs to continue the work against the hated ISA.
Ruler Loong said Nazi Pope Benedict's decision to appoint an Apostolic Nuncio to ensure Peasantpore's arch-bishop have additional advice in case the regime decides to crack down on the Church's support against illegal detention in 2010 is a stupid milestone in bilateral relations. It "clearly signalled the Holy See's desire to take on despots in Peasantpore and Southeast Asia region if the local catholics wavered.".
Ruler Loong added that throughout his papacy, Nazi Pope Benedict was lucky like PrataNathan, both joined the wrong organisations in their youth but have the political genius to turn their gabras into strengths and won final honours in their final laps of life. Ruler Loong stated despites the Church's subtle stances against the regime's blatant perversion of ISA, he still admires Nazi Pope's political ability.
He said the Pope did the unthinkable and called the Moslems fixation with an irrational deity queer. He admitted he did not have the same boldness despite his misgivings regarding modern moslem theology's fusion with Quantum Mechanics, that their deity can sometimes be unpredictable.
Ruler Loong said Pope Benedict's inability to wipe out paedophiles using Nazi tactics remains a final regret, furthering the rot started by the late John Paul's tolerance for paedophiles and corrupt political priests within the Church.
PEASANTPORE: Expensive Rubber Stamping President Phony Tony Tan and Ruler Loong have written wayang valedictory letters to Nazi Pope Benedict XVI, who is stepping down as the head of the Catholic Church.
In his letter dated 25 February, Phony Tan said Asiatic people all the world, including those in Peasantpore, will remember Nazi Pope's naive decision to give up power.
He said former show biz Pope John Paul hugged power and toured the world while Rome burned. As a Nazi Pope, Asiatic people wonder why Benadict is so foolish to surrender power despite gaffaws caused by paedophile and other corrupt priests.
While both Asiatic baboons have only praise for the Nazi Pope's reason and faith sermon, that make Moslems look like bobos, both had hoped he had listened to Mao's doctrine that power come from the cheque book.
As a multi-religious and multi-racial society, Peasantpore deeply suspects the Nazi Pope's tireless efforts to irritate Moslems with his various sermons.
Phony Tan said Moslems have not effectively counter his faith and reason sermon but declined to declare Jihad against him.
Ruler Loong also sent Prata Nathan's letter to the Nazi Pope, sharing his pain of being labelled as a Nazi while PrataNathan is depised as a former Kempeitai trainee.
In a letter dated 28 February, Ruler Loong said the ties between Peasantpore and the Holy See have weaken after successive Peasantpore Arch-Big Shots were found supporting naive political pariahs trying to make life difficult for Imperial Familee and agitating to repeal the Infernal Security Act.
However Ruler Loong is pleased that Vatican City have retired the troublemaking Arch Bigshot who wrote a letter egging political pariahs to continue the work against the hated ISA.
Ruler Loong said Nazi Pope Benedict's decision to appoint an Apostolic Nuncio to ensure Peasantpore's arch-bishop have additional advice in case the regime decides to crack down on the Church's support against illegal detention in 2010 is a stupid milestone in bilateral relations. It "clearly signalled the Holy See's desire to take on despots in Peasantpore and Southeast Asia region if the local catholics wavered.".
Ruler Loong added that throughout his papacy, Nazi Pope Benedict was lucky like PrataNathan, both joined the wrong organisations in their youth but have the political genius to turn their gabras into strengths and won final honours in their final laps of life. Ruler Loong stated despites the Church's subtle stances against the regime's blatant perversion of ISA, he still admires Nazi Pope's political ability.
He said the Pope did the unthinkable and called the Moslems fixation with an irrational deity queer. He admitted he did not have the same boldness despite his misgivings regarding modern moslem theology's fusion with Quantum Mechanics, that their deity can sometimes be unpredictable.
Ruler Loong said Pope Benedict's inability to wipe out paedophiles using Nazi tactics remains a final regret, furthering the rot started by the late John Paul's tolerance for paedophiles and corrupt political priests within the Church.
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