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What the Mouthpiece will hint but never state clearly.
PEASANTPORE: Minion of Regime Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' is reportedly slated to be the next ceremonial Speaker of Imperial Court, taking over from disgraced lecher lackey Michael Palmer, who was forced to resign recently over an extra-marital affair.
One certified Mouthpiece that caters to the Chinks, Lianhe ZaoBao reported on Sunday that Madam Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' is slated to be appointed to the post when Parliament sits on 14 January.
Ruler Loong had earlier said he would appoint a new Speaker of Imperial Court for the Peasants' Representative to rubber stamp his choice.
It has been decreed that Madam Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' will be the first woman appointed to the post, one that is behind only the Rubber Stamp and the Prime Minion in theory. In practice, the Peasantpore Speaker is a perversion of the Westminister version and is usually tasked to selectively pick certain topics for discussion and to make it difficult for erected opposition Peasants' Representatives to have any air time to yak.
Many Peasants' Representatives (MPs) that Mouthpiece CNA spoke simply decided to 'tremble and obey' Ruler Loong's decree. Many knew the real reason why Madam Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' is appointed and lan lan sing the same tune crowing she 'would make a capable Speaker who will balk Labour's Peasantpore's Representatives during Imperial Court sessions'.
Deputy Speaker of Imperial Court Seah Ah Peng who is sorely passed over for the promotion said: "I won't comment on the silly statements attributed to Halimah (No Meat Eat Fish Doctrine), if Ruler Loong says she certainly has the qualities to be a good Speaker, means got meat lor. As lackeys, all we do is to obey Ruler Loong decrees, simple KPI. Based on official reasoning, first of all, she has all the legal background to ask Labour Representatives to shut up. She's very calm judging from her famous 'No Meat got Fish' theory. As a moslem, she's sure will not do a Palmergate or she knows she stoned, whipped and forced to parade in public. Of course, Ruler Loong is impressed with her 'No Meat got Fish' theory and therefore we lackeys respect her for that bold statement. Gender has issue for any position and in this case to wayang and show the Ang Mohs and Nihons that Peasantpore progressive looking. So to me, its another move to appeal to the women peasants who read too many Jane Austen novels and always take potshots at the regime after the Punggol Palmergate!"
Besides Lackey Ah Seah, the other Deputy Speaker passed over for the promotion is 'Lesser Mortal' Charlie Chong, who is also the MP for Joo Chiat by merely less than 100 votes. As he is passed over for the promotion and may be retired during Procedural Erections 2016, he has decided to maintain the Golden Silence.
As usual, Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' could not be reached for comment as she is busily consulting with IDA to force telcos to use web filtering technologies to remove online references to her silly 'No Meat Got Fish' comments.
What the Mouthpiece will hint but never state clearly.
PEASANTPORE: Minion of Regime Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' is reportedly slated to be the next ceremonial Speaker of Imperial Court, taking over from disgraced lecher lackey Michael Palmer, who was forced to resign recently over an extra-marital affair.
One certified Mouthpiece that caters to the Chinks, Lianhe ZaoBao reported on Sunday that Madam Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' is slated to be appointed to the post when Parliament sits on 14 January.
Ruler Loong had earlier said he would appoint a new Speaker of Imperial Court for the Peasants' Representative to rubber stamp his choice.
It has been decreed that Madam Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' will be the first woman appointed to the post, one that is behind only the Rubber Stamp and the Prime Minion in theory. In practice, the Peasantpore Speaker is a perversion of the Westminister version and is usually tasked to selectively pick certain topics for discussion and to make it difficult for erected opposition Peasants' Representatives to have any air time to yak.
Many Peasants' Representatives (MPs) that Mouthpiece CNA spoke simply decided to 'tremble and obey' Ruler Loong's decree. Many knew the real reason why Madam Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' is appointed and lan lan sing the same tune crowing she 'would make a capable Speaker who will balk Labour's Peasantpore's Representatives during Imperial Court sessions'.
Deputy Speaker of Imperial Court Seah Ah Peng who is sorely passed over for the promotion said: "I won't comment on the silly statements attributed to Halimah (No Meat Eat Fish Doctrine), if Ruler Loong says she certainly has the qualities to be a good Speaker, means got meat lor. As lackeys, all we do is to obey Ruler Loong decrees, simple KPI. Based on official reasoning, first of all, she has all the legal background to ask Labour Representatives to shut up. She's very calm judging from her famous 'No Meat got Fish' theory. As a moslem, she's sure will not do a Palmergate or she knows she stoned, whipped and forced to parade in public. Of course, Ruler Loong is impressed with her 'No Meat got Fish' theory and therefore we lackeys respect her for that bold statement. Gender has issue for any position and in this case to wayang and show the Ang Mohs and Nihons that Peasantpore progressive looking. So to me, its another move to appeal to the women peasants who read too many Jane Austen novels and always take potshots at the regime after the Punggol Palmergate!"
Besides Lackey Ah Seah, the other Deputy Speaker passed over for the promotion is 'Lesser Mortal' Charlie Chong, who is also the MP for Joo Chiat by merely less than 100 votes. As he is passed over for the promotion and may be retired during Procedural Erections 2016, he has decided to maintain the Golden Silence.
As usual, Halimah 'No Meat got Fish' could not be reached for comment as she is busily consulting with IDA to force telcos to use web filtering technologies to remove online references to her silly 'No Meat Got Fish' comments.
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