[purely academic question] If you were Lawless Wong, who of these 3 jiak liao bee would you pick to succeed Heng Swee Swee?

[dr.wailing]

Sinkieland has a total land area of about 770 square kilometers. On the world map, it's just a tiny dot.

And yet, there have been two deputy prime ministars to help rule the tiny island of about 6.2 million inhabitants.

Heng Swee Swee has officially retired from politics leaving only Gan KY to help Lawless Wong.

There are three candidates whose names have been put forward: Ng Chee Meng, Ong Ye Kung and Chee Hong Tat.

If you were Lawless Wong, who would you choose to be your second deputy?

Vocab (in order of appearance)

Lawless Wong = 4th prime minister

jiak liao bee = a Hokkien term loosely translated as "useless bum"

Sinkieland = Sinkapoor, Singapura

ministar = minister

Heng Swee Swee = Heng Swee Kiat

 

[earthquake]

Lawrence should promote Tin Pei Ling to DPM and groom her to be next PM of Singapore.

 

[red amoeba]

Two horse race between Pygmy Lee and cotton chan.

 

[bobby]

I would appoint myself as DPM….some more I can collect 3 salaries PM, DPM & FM