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PEASANTPORE: Grand Duke of Punggol Teo CH says the regime has been reluctantly reviewing vile policies in key areas.
He says the fierce feedback from the Our Peasantpore Conversation initiative has lambasted numerous pro-foreigner policies and he subtly hinted the Internet is the main cause of the mass social backlash.
Some 46,000 peasants have come forward to 'share their views' since the initiative was launched about a year ago and he is glad that ISD and Gestapo have captured their details. IRAS, MOE and Immigration lackeys have been given a list and will act most discreetly to 'process' the rebellious peasants in that black list.
Duke Teo was speaking at a National Day dinner in Sengkang on Saturday and as usual, no red wine and backup drivers are available to avoid another Canto Chan drunk driving.
Duke Teo said that the regime have previously forced peasant children to take up the medical bills for their elderly peasant parents. Old Autocrat have decreed old peasants die, their children problems. VIP die, country mourn for them.
Yet now we are shamed into a U turn because the golden generation had contributed to Familee's wealth and their indebted children are unable help their parents if they suffer chronic diseases.
He said: "KNNCCB, got many Jane Austen fans write nice prose to attack us, saying we fucking vicious regime. Force the peasants into housing debts and want to make them pay their parents bills while we all collect million dollar pay cheque. You know lah, the usual one, we force old peasants to become waiters, cleaners and road sweepers so that they can pay their medical bills lor while Old Autocrat driven around in Lexus.
The most damning one, say we rather let Ho Jinx lose her investments than help old peasants, Half Breed Viv is lambasted by many as an arsehole, want to starve old peasants to maintain healthy tension, like thats what he is been taught in his mission school. That Gan also useless, rendered speechless when peasants proved that we underspend in healthcare compared to the dog-eat-dog Hongkies and lecherous Nihons.
Ok, lah, no choice, the peasants have spoken in Punggol East....in the coming full moons, we will fucking finalise our plans for healthcare, especially to provide more peace of mind and assurance for our old peasants who have helped to build the Familee's wealth of today.
"Needy peasants can also tap on Medifund to pay for their subsidised healthcare costs before Ho Jinx lose the money for them."
On housing, Duke Teo said the regime only make sure that home leasing monthly loan repayment remains cheap for peasants. The old practice of building cheap pigeonholes and reselling the lease at sky high price prevail. More loans will be approved to go beyond 33 years if necessary, worse case will see shorter leasehold periods for birdcages.
He hinted Housing Mafia's ramp-up in building new BTO flats has helped ensure fat cat profits to plug the leaking budget.
Duke Teo said: "You know, I know and everyone know, this one Marboro Tan screw up big time. Even if he resign 1000 times, still cannot undo the injustice suffered by numerous peasants denied cheap housing. Actually its Bargain Hen fault, too many PRs, then the richer ones buy condos and the property parasites build more condo and of course sure got pigeonhole shortage.
When Uncle Sam print cheap US dollar, sure got speculation and property bubble, since we cannot do much, we join in the party, build less birdcage, then amass huge profits reselling them later and also pretend to show peasants that Penang Laksa Khaw cares for them. We very evil right. We nurture the problem, we the problem worse, then we pretend to resolve the problem and dumb peasants think we working for them?!"
Duke Teo added that the Ministry of Evil will continue discriminate Malays and Indians and only Princelings will be able to develop his or her potential. For example, he highlight many rich merchants used their wealth and influence and use the Advisory Board members to secure P1 seats for their children. Lesser merchants merely buy condos to live near their primary schools. But he conceded that some brave peasants risked their heads and speak up for special needs schools and the regime has been shamed into providing more funding for special needs schools.
The Ministry of Evil is also looking at recalibrating towards a education centred on 'pro Familee' values.
Duke Teo said: "KNNCCB in the past, we quietly grant boons for foreigners in education, housing and healthcare, we never consider priorities for peasants, our civil serpents always tell them policy like that one, they kenna hammer, they die, their problem.
Then got lumpar netizens begin to write and expose our vile policies. They also correctly say if civil serpents merely use template letters to deny recourse, then might as well postpone democracy and return to despotism.
The Internet dissent torrent becum a storm as more peasants go online and read the Alibaba tricks we practice on their parents. KNNCCB, literature teach them reasoning and a good number hammer us 'jia lat jia lat', saying we fucking pro-foreigner, might as well join Uncle Sam as the 52th state. We suffer two silly losses in Hougang and Punggol East. In my heart, I also know of Angry Teochew put up a Orang Utan in Joo Chiat today, we sure lose. That's the extent of the hostile groundswell against the regime.
Our original aim was to boost low birth rates using cheap foreigners but Bargain Hen forgot we also a procedural democracy, if we keep discriminating the local peasants, we suffer electoral embarrassments and our foreigners cannot help us yet during Erections.
Speaking in Melayu, Duke Teo who is a east coast Baba, said the Malay community has made good progress in education and employment without the boons accorded as practiced up north. He cited more Malays attend post-secondary education, instead of Saudi funded religious schools. But he ruled out SAP schools for them. He hinted that the policy is to make sure they are educated well enough so the radical ones have less chance to declare jihad against everyone else.
PEASANTPORE: Grand Duke of Punggol Teo CH says the regime has been reluctantly reviewing vile policies in key areas.
He says the fierce feedback from the Our Peasantpore Conversation initiative has lambasted numerous pro-foreigner policies and he subtly hinted the Internet is the main cause of the mass social backlash.
Some 46,000 peasants have come forward to 'share their views' since the initiative was launched about a year ago and he is glad that ISD and Gestapo have captured their details. IRAS, MOE and Immigration lackeys have been given a list and will act most discreetly to 'process' the rebellious peasants in that black list.
Duke Teo was speaking at a National Day dinner in Sengkang on Saturday and as usual, no red wine and backup drivers are available to avoid another Canto Chan drunk driving.
Duke Teo said that the regime have previously forced peasant children to take up the medical bills for their elderly peasant parents. Old Autocrat have decreed old peasants die, their children problems. VIP die, country mourn for them.
Yet now we are shamed into a U turn because the golden generation had contributed to Familee's wealth and their indebted children are unable help their parents if they suffer chronic diseases.
He said: "KNNCCB, got many Jane Austen fans write nice prose to attack us, saying we fucking vicious regime. Force the peasants into housing debts and want to make them pay their parents bills while we all collect million dollar pay cheque. You know lah, the usual one, we force old peasants to become waiters, cleaners and road sweepers so that they can pay their medical bills lor while Old Autocrat driven around in Lexus.
The most damning one, say we rather let Ho Jinx lose her investments than help old peasants, Half Breed Viv is lambasted by many as an arsehole, want to starve old peasants to maintain healthy tension, like thats what he is been taught in his mission school. That Gan also useless, rendered speechless when peasants proved that we underspend in healthcare compared to the dog-eat-dog Hongkies and lecherous Nihons.
Ok, lah, no choice, the peasants have spoken in Punggol East....in the coming full moons, we will fucking finalise our plans for healthcare, especially to provide more peace of mind and assurance for our old peasants who have helped to build the Familee's wealth of today.
"Needy peasants can also tap on Medifund to pay for their subsidised healthcare costs before Ho Jinx lose the money for them."
On housing, Duke Teo said the regime only make sure that home leasing monthly loan repayment remains cheap for peasants. The old practice of building cheap pigeonholes and reselling the lease at sky high price prevail. More loans will be approved to go beyond 33 years if necessary, worse case will see shorter leasehold periods for birdcages.
He hinted Housing Mafia's ramp-up in building new BTO flats has helped ensure fat cat profits to plug the leaking budget.
Duke Teo said: "You know, I know and everyone know, this one Marboro Tan screw up big time. Even if he resign 1000 times, still cannot undo the injustice suffered by numerous peasants denied cheap housing. Actually its Bargain Hen fault, too many PRs, then the richer ones buy condos and the property parasites build more condo and of course sure got pigeonhole shortage.
When Uncle Sam print cheap US dollar, sure got speculation and property bubble, since we cannot do much, we join in the party, build less birdcage, then amass huge profits reselling them later and also pretend to show peasants that Penang Laksa Khaw cares for them. We very evil right. We nurture the problem, we the problem worse, then we pretend to resolve the problem and dumb peasants think we working for them?!"
Duke Teo added that the Ministry of Evil will continue discriminate Malays and Indians and only Princelings will be able to develop his or her potential. For example, he highlight many rich merchants used their wealth and influence and use the Advisory Board members to secure P1 seats for their children. Lesser merchants merely buy condos to live near their primary schools. But he conceded that some brave peasants risked their heads and speak up for special needs schools and the regime has been shamed into providing more funding for special needs schools.
The Ministry of Evil is also looking at recalibrating towards a education centred on 'pro Familee' values.
Duke Teo said: "KNNCCB in the past, we quietly grant boons for foreigners in education, housing and healthcare, we never consider priorities for peasants, our civil serpents always tell them policy like that one, they kenna hammer, they die, their problem.
Then got lumpar netizens begin to write and expose our vile policies. They also correctly say if civil serpents merely use template letters to deny recourse, then might as well postpone democracy and return to despotism.
The Internet dissent torrent becum a storm as more peasants go online and read the Alibaba tricks we practice on their parents. KNNCCB, literature teach them reasoning and a good number hammer us 'jia lat jia lat', saying we fucking pro-foreigner, might as well join Uncle Sam as the 52th state. We suffer two silly losses in Hougang and Punggol East. In my heart, I also know of Angry Teochew put up a Orang Utan in Joo Chiat today, we sure lose. That's the extent of the hostile groundswell against the regime.
Our original aim was to boost low birth rates using cheap foreigners but Bargain Hen forgot we also a procedural democracy, if we keep discriminating the local peasants, we suffer electoral embarrassments and our foreigners cannot help us yet during Erections.
Speaking in Melayu, Duke Teo who is a east coast Baba, said the Malay community has made good progress in education and employment without the boons accorded as practiced up north. He cited more Malays attend post-secondary education, instead of Saudi funded religious schools. But he ruled out SAP schools for them. He hinted that the policy is to make sure they are educated well enough so the radical ones have less chance to declare jihad against everyone else.
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