pre-plan your funeral during lunar new year banquet of peking duck and various exotic and erotic delicacies

[eatshitndie]

free dinner at 6.9pm. want to go?

 

[eatshitndie]

69% discount on casket, embalming, funeral services including luncheon and refreshment for guests, burial, or may be cremation too. ai mai?

 

[eatshitndie]

must sign up with non-refundable and non-regrettable deposit during dinner to enjoy 69% discount. otherwise, it’s only 6.9% discount before funeral, and prices surge 69% during funeral. in other words, when one mati and “decides” (more like family decide) to engage them it’s too late.

 

[Balls2U]

69% discount on casket, embalming, funeral services including luncheon and refreshment for guests, burial, or may be cremation too. ai mai?

Does the package come with 72 chiobu virgins?

 

[Tragedeigh]

After you pay, then later die, then later the company go bust, then means tio scammed?

 

[eatshitndie]

Does the package come with 72 chiobu virgins?

bo. 69 virgins are already a stretch. for that, must sign up with al quaeda or isis. funeral arrangement involves strapping sexplosives around the waist.

 

[eatshitndie]

After you pay, then later die, then later the company go bust, then means tio scammed?

it’s a risk one assumes. if company goes bust before the client dies, client will most likely get angry and die too. if company owner refuses to honor the agreements and runs road when clients need his immediate services (i.e. they die) the only recourse is to haunt him en masse.

 

[k1976]

free dinner at 6.9pm. want to go?

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Jiuhu Kia are investing heavily in these after life real estates for their love ones…may even relocate their ah Gong and ah mah to Tengah Private Urns

Samster has no such luck, most will end up as 花胞or dump into sea as ECO mode disposal

 

[eatshitndie]

Jiuhu Kia are investing heavily in these after life real estates for their love ones…may even relocate their ah Gong and ah mah to Tengah Private Urns

Samster has no such luck, most will end up as 花胞or dump into sea as ECO mode disposal

what about mandai and womandai?

 

[k1976]

what about mandai and womandai?

Jiuhu Kia only “invested” in those auspicious name private estate de woh…they can flip and earn more $$$$$

Mandai is like machiam BTO for after life