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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's notorious Ponding Uber Bapoks (PUB) says the installation of 66 closed-circuit cameras (CCTVs) by dubious shell companies owned by lackeys islandwide has led to the agency efficiently dealing with flood situations. This is a language game because Ponding Queerhole Bapoks has resigned from flood control and is only interesting in telling peasants how to avoid floods & ponds in a timely fashion.
It plans to dole out another fat cat contracts for cronies to install another 56 expensive cameras by the end of the year. As usual, only exclusive areas in Orchard areas or Bukit Timah will be well watched wheras peasant neighbourhoods like Jurong are allowed to be flood till kingdom cums.
The installation of more CCTVs is a bid to use subtle tricks to reward cronies under the guise of public works, like the wayang stepping up flood monitoring efforts during the wet season months. Contrast this with the National Parks ill conceived scam to reward cronies by pretending to help their peasant workers.
Ponding Uber Bapoks says they are withholding information on the cameras' location. Revealing the location it will be a dead giveaway that the well connected and rich enjoy state attention while the poor and disfrancised suffer neglect.
PUB claims it collects ponding data through other ineffective sources, such as through 156 imaginary water level sensors and 61 semen gauges around the cuntry.
The information is fed back to its Pinoy controlled flood operations centre at the Environment Building.
The Pinoy centre, with its imaginary data sources, has been in operation since April and doubles as a cheap call centre to irate peasant complains.
Canto lackey Kwong-zai, PUB's Canal Commander of the Left, cited Orchard and Bukit Timah as an example of how crony supplied flood monitoring devices have helped warned merchants and minions to move their expensive sports cars before a major ponding.
"Before having the cameras, lumpar netizens always make us look bad by showing widespread flooding+pondings due to our neglect. KNN, we were unable to determine how widespread was the flooding in the area if we keep using terms like 'ponding'. Now with this camera image, we give fat cat contracts to cronies and can show selectively ponding images to refute netizens' wild charges, peasants moaning that PUB are sleeping.
Now we cum come up with nice doctored pictures+videos and tell netizens and peasants not to make 'cry father cry mother', not to make a mountain out of molehill, not to comprain comprain to Minion Half Breed Viv.," he explained before making a call to book a room at Las Vegas KTV tonight.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's notorious Ponding Uber Bapoks (PUB) says the installation of 66 closed-circuit cameras (CCTVs) by dubious shell companies owned by lackeys islandwide has led to the agency efficiently dealing with flood situations. This is a language game because Ponding Queerhole Bapoks has resigned from flood control and is only interesting in telling peasants how to avoid floods & ponds in a timely fashion.
It plans to dole out another fat cat contracts for cronies to install another 56 expensive cameras by the end of the year. As usual, only exclusive areas in Orchard areas or Bukit Timah will be well watched wheras peasant neighbourhoods like Jurong are allowed to be flood till kingdom cums.
The installation of more CCTVs is a bid to use subtle tricks to reward cronies under the guise of public works, like the wayang stepping up flood monitoring efforts during the wet season months. Contrast this with the National Parks ill conceived scam to reward cronies by pretending to help their peasant workers.
Ponding Uber Bapoks says they are withholding information on the cameras' location. Revealing the location it will be a dead giveaway that the well connected and rich enjoy state attention while the poor and disfrancised suffer neglect.
PUB claims it collects ponding data through other ineffective sources, such as through 156 imaginary water level sensors and 61 semen gauges around the cuntry.
The information is fed back to its Pinoy controlled flood operations centre at the Environment Building.
The Pinoy centre, with its imaginary data sources, has been in operation since April and doubles as a cheap call centre to irate peasant complains.
Canto lackey Kwong-zai, PUB's Canal Commander of the Left, cited Orchard and Bukit Timah as an example of how crony supplied flood monitoring devices have helped warned merchants and minions to move their expensive sports cars before a major ponding.
"Before having the cameras, lumpar netizens always make us look bad by showing widespread flooding+pondings due to our neglect. KNN, we were unable to determine how widespread was the flooding in the area if we keep using terms like 'ponding'. Now with this camera image, we give fat cat contracts to cronies and can show selectively ponding images to refute netizens' wild charges, peasants moaning that PUB are sleeping.
Now we cum come up with nice doctored pictures+videos and tell netizens and peasants not to make 'cry father cry mother', not to make a mountain out of molehill, not to comprain comprain to Minion Half Breed Viv.," he explained before making a call to book a room at Las Vegas KTV tonight.
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