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Peasantpore: Birdcage Minion Penang Laksa Khaw is determined to outdo the X'tian Satan when it comes to spinning lies. He claimed the core principle behind the pricing of new Hongkie style birdcages remains fat cat profits for Housing Mafia.
Replying to staged questions in Imperial Court on Tuesday, he spins that the prices of new birdcages are set based to inflict ruinous financial debts on peasants so that they take 30 year loans. The key is to crush peasants with debts and allow Housing Mafia and greedy bankers to earn simple profits on the lucrative loan interests.
Penang Laksa put the X'tian Satan to shame when he lied Housing Mafia applies a substantial price discount to ensure that the new birdcages' loans have 22 years repayment terms.
Toilet Bow Lee Bee Wah, sensing her time is up next Erection, took a potshot and asked in Imperial Court: "Unless got shit in my ears, Penang Laksa, you say that the resale price of the birdcages in the vicinity is taken into consideration. Then why got Quantum Mechanics statement saying new BTO birdcages de-linked from the resale price?"
Penang Laksa Khaw said: "Toilet Bowl Bee Wah, not your ears got shit, its your brains full of shit. Quantum mechanically, I got say I take into account those lumpar factors, and we fucking hookwink peasants, jack up birdcage prices. Next we apply a 'discount'. Then to pretend to be pious, we further give extra grants to the stupid peasants lor.
But in recent full moons, because I say BTO got de-linked from resale birdcage...your brains really full of shit. My meaning of de-linking means, I vary the discounts, so that the prices can be steady, steady right?"
Do not understand, never mind, imagine you go to dodgy KTV lounge, the Mama-san says each FJ in premises $800 bucks, but since KTV owner is a saint, want affordable fucks, got discounts. Say like $500 per fuck. Then on top of discount, hey, got some more discounts. If fuck Viets, additional discount is minus $100. Of course, want to fuck Matland Ang Pai, no further discounts, still $500. So cannot say fuck Ang Pai not de-link from fucking Viets, just that discounts varies lor? Understand?
Peasantpore: Birdcage Minion Penang Laksa Khaw is determined to outdo the X'tian Satan when it comes to spinning lies. He claimed the core principle behind the pricing of new Hongkie style birdcages remains fat cat profits for Housing Mafia.
Replying to staged questions in Imperial Court on Tuesday, he spins that the prices of new birdcages are set based to inflict ruinous financial debts on peasants so that they take 30 year loans. The key is to crush peasants with debts and allow Housing Mafia and greedy bankers to earn simple profits on the lucrative loan interests.
Penang Laksa put the X'tian Satan to shame when he lied Housing Mafia applies a substantial price discount to ensure that the new birdcages' loans have 22 years repayment terms.
Toilet Bow Lee Bee Wah, sensing her time is up next Erection, took a potshot and asked in Imperial Court: "Unless got shit in my ears, Penang Laksa, you say that the resale price of the birdcages in the vicinity is taken into consideration. Then why got Quantum Mechanics statement saying new BTO birdcages de-linked from the resale price?"
Penang Laksa Khaw said: "Toilet Bowl Bee Wah, not your ears got shit, its your brains full of shit. Quantum mechanically, I got say I take into account those lumpar factors, and we fucking hookwink peasants, jack up birdcage prices. Next we apply a 'discount'. Then to pretend to be pious, we further give extra grants to the stupid peasants lor.
But in recent full moons, because I say BTO got de-linked from resale birdcage...your brains really full of shit. My meaning of de-linking means, I vary the discounts, so that the prices can be steady, steady right?"
Do not understand, never mind, imagine you go to dodgy KTV lounge, the Mama-san says each FJ in premises $800 bucks, but since KTV owner is a saint, want affordable fucks, got discounts. Say like $500 per fuck. Then on top of discount, hey, got some more discounts. If fuck Viets, additional discount is minus $100. Of course, want to fuck Matland Ang Pai, no further discounts, still $500. So cannot say fuck Ang Pai not de-link from fucking Viets, just that discounts varies lor? Understand?
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