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Why? Gay Loong too busy meh? Not available ah? What about reverse drag queen Whore Jinx? Woman dress, looks, and act like a man, she not available too?

Singapore has enlisted a drag queen comedian to give its people grammar lessons, as part of a long-running drive to encourage the correct use of English, for fear that weak language skills could dent its reputation as a business hub.

Foreigners visiting the tiny affluent Southeast Asian island occasionally find themselves bemused in conversation with Singaporeans, many of whom speak in a mishmash of broken English, Chinese dialect and Malay, popularly known as Singlish.

Despite a 15-year-long campaign to improve the use of English in the city-state, most of the 5.4 million populace have stayed resistant to what they see as curbs on an integral element of their culture.

This week the Speak Good English Movement launched a campaign to encourage better usage, enlisting comedian Kumar to act as 'The Queen of Grammar’ in a series of videos berating subjects’ use of the language. You can view the videos here.



Published: Monday June 2, 2014 MYT 7:00:00 AM
Updated: Monday June 2, 2014 MYT 10:53:21 AM
Singapore enlists drag queen Kumar to extinguish Singlish

by andrew toh
Queen's English, not Singlish: Singaporean drag queen comedian Kumar stars as the 'Queen of Grammar' in a new series of videos to promote the use of proper spoken English among Singaporeans.

Queen's English, not Singlish: Singaporean drag queen comedian Kumar stars as the 'Queen of Grammar' in a new series of videos to promote the use of proper spoken English among Singaporeans.


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Singapore has enlisted a drag queen comedian to give its people grammar lessons, as part of a long-running drive to encourage the correct use of English, for fear that weak language skills could dent its reputation as a business hub.

Foreigners visiting the tiny affluent Southeast Asian island occasionally find themselves bemused in conversation with Singaporeans, many of whom speak in a mishmash of broken English, Chinese dialect and Malay, popularly known as Singlish.

Despite a 15-year-long campaign to improve the use of English in the city-state, most of the 5.4 million populace have stayed resistant to what they see as curbs on an integral element of their culture.

This week the Speak Good English Movement launched a campaign to encourage better usage, enlisting comedian Kumar to act as 'The Queen of Grammar’ in a series of videos berating subjects’ use of the language. You can view the videos here.

“We speak English much better than our neighbours, and that’s one reason why people like to come here. But we have become overconfident about our position,” said Adrian Tan, a lawyer and committee member of the Speak Good English Movement. “One day, people in China will speak better English than us, and then we’ll be in trouble,” he said.

Singlish evolved from the speech of the diverse ethnic groups that make up modern Singapore and is often seen as a common patois that unites its citizens. Its best-known uses include tags such as ‘lah’ or ‘leh’ to add emphasis at the end of sentences, while if you wanted to admonish someone for being unreasonable, you would say “Why you so like that?”

Singlish speakers who featured as main characters in popular television serials in the 1990s, such as Phua Chu Kang or Under One Roof, went on to become national icons. The shows later drew fire from the government for promoting bad English.

While Singaporeans in the central business district speak mostly standard English in order to be understood by foreigners, Singlish is still the main dialect in use across the rest of the island, and many nationals object to being told how to speak.

Accountant Joseph Ho, for example, acknowledged that while Singaporeans should use proper English in formal settings, Singlish remains an essential part of the Singaporean identity. “If the government is so concerned about building a national identity, then why can’t Singlish be a part of that identity too?” he asked. – Reuters

“We speak English much better than our neighbours, and that’s one reason why people like to come here. But we have become overconfident about our position,” said Adrian Tan, a lawyer and committee member of the Speak Good English Movement. “One day, people in China will speak better English than us, and then we’ll be in trouble,” he said.
 
Kumar has been doing gigs and shows on his own, but this time, some of the taxpayers' money will find their way into his pockets.

These govt-initiated campaigns always employ a few celebrities to boost credibility and legitimacy.
 
kumar. I suppose he's funny. Sinkies especially chinese somehow when they see a non chinese like you know just rate him higher compared to if he was from their own race.
 
You speak no singlish, you no sinkie.

No matter wherever you are, you are easily identifiable as a sinkie when you speak in singlish. Many new imported shitizens struggle to speak singlish but failed and they stand apart in the local community even though they have the red passport.
 
There is no such thing as Queen English.

If there is Queen English is basically BBC English. BBC is British Broadcasting Radio channel that colonized natives like Sinkies tuned in to learn English from this station.

BBC English is called "Revised Pronuncation" or RP English for short. The queen has her own Birmingham ascent that FTs Singaporeans catch no balls what she says. Therefore she has to use BBC 'RP' English when she go overseas tour and chow angmoh coined it Queen English 'my foot'.

Recommended reading http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/342320.The_Angry_Island

He explained everything you need to know the English shits.

Dump English grammar use more Chinese style grammar with little or no prepositions to overcrowded or confused you.



Why? Gay Loong too busy meh? Not available ah? What about reverse drag queen Whore Jinx? Woman dress, looks, and act like a man, she not available too?

Singapore has enlisted a drag queen comedian to give its people grammar lessons, as part of a long-running drive to encourage the correct use of English, for fear that weak language skills could dent its reputation as a business hub.

Foreigners visiting the tiny affluent Southeast Asian island occasionally find themselves bemused in conversation with Singaporeans, many of whom speak in a mishmash of broken English, Chinese dialect and Malay, popularly known as Singlish.

Despite a 15-year-long campaign to improve the use of English in the city-state, most of the 5.4 million populace have stayed resistant to what they see as curbs on an integral element of their culture.

This week the Speak Good English Movement launched a campaign to encourage better usage, enlisting comedian Kumar to act as 'The Queen of Grammar’ in a series of videos berating subjects’ use of the language. You can view the videos here.



Published: Monday June 2, 2014 MYT 7:00:00 AM
Updated: Monday June 2, 2014 MYT 10:53:21 AM
Singapore enlists drag queen Kumar to extinguish Singlish

by andrew toh
Queen's English, not Singlish: Singaporean drag queen comedian Kumar stars as the 'Queen of Grammar' in a new series of videos to promote the use of proper spoken English among Singaporeans.

Queen's English, not Singlish: Singaporean drag queen comedian Kumar stars as the 'Queen of Grammar' in a new series of videos to promote the use of proper spoken English among Singaporeans.


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Singapore has enlisted a drag queen comedian to give its people grammar lessons, as part of a long-running drive to encourage the correct use of English, for fear that weak language skills could dent its reputation as a business hub.

Foreigners visiting the tiny affluent Southeast Asian island occasionally find themselves bemused in conversation with Singaporeans, many of whom speak in a mishmash of broken English, Chinese dialect and Malay, popularly known as Singlish.

Despite a 15-year-long campaign to improve the use of English in the city-state, most of the 5.4 million populace have stayed resistant to what they see as curbs on an integral element of their culture.

This week the Speak Good English Movement launched a campaign to encourage better usage, enlisting comedian Kumar to act as 'The Queen of Grammar’ in a series of videos berating subjects’ use of the language. You can view the videos here.

“We speak English much better than our neighbours, and that’s one reason why people like to come here. But we have become overconfident about our position,” said Adrian Tan, a lawyer and committee member of the Speak Good English Movement. “One day, people in China will speak better English than us, and then we’ll be in trouble,” he said.

Singlish evolved from the speech of the diverse ethnic groups that make up modern Singapore and is often seen as a common patois that unites its citizens. Its best-known uses include tags such as ‘lah’ or ‘leh’ to add emphasis at the end of sentences, while if you wanted to admonish someone for being unreasonable, you would say “Why you so like that?”

Singlish speakers who featured as main characters in popular television serials in the 1990s, such as Phua Chu Kang or Under One Roof, went on to become national icons. The shows later drew fire from the government for promoting bad English.

While Singaporeans in the central business district speak mostly standard English in order to be understood by foreigners, Singlish is still the main dialect in use across the rest of the island, and many nationals object to being told how to speak.

Accountant Joseph Ho, for example, acknowledged that while Singaporeans should use proper English in formal settings, Singlish remains an essential part of the Singaporean identity. “If the government is so concerned about building a national identity, then why can’t Singlish be a part of that identity too?” he asked. – Reuters

“We speak English much better than our neighbours, and that’s one reason why people like to come here. But we have become overconfident about our position,” said Adrian Tan, a lawyer and committee member of the Speak Good English Movement. “One day, people in China will speak better English than us, and then we’ll be in trouble,” he said.
 
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BBC English is called "Revised Pronuncation" or RP English for short.

Not any more.

BBC employs newscasters and presenters who speak all kinds of English accents.

It is NOT "Revised Pronunciation". It is "Received Pronunciation".
 
IMO I feel it's a waste of taxpayers' money to fund such a useless campaign.

More than 50% of the resident population comes from non-English speaking countries.

Sinkies citizens, even for those who are born and bred here, speak a non-English language as the mother tongue (according to the latest census).

If the gahmen is serious about the standard of English, it should employ NES (native English speakers) to teach English in all schools, including kindergartens.
 
IMO I feel it's a waste of taxpayers' money to fund such a useless campaign.

More than 50% of the resident population comes from non-English speaking countries.

Sinkies citizens, even for those who are born and bred here, speak a non-English language as the mother tongue (according to the latest census).

If the gahmen is serious about the standard of English, it should employ NES (native English speakers) to teach English in all schools, including kindergartens.

Or employ our very own native Boss Sam,
singlish exterminator.
 
IMO I feel it's a waste of taxpayers' money to fund such a useless campaign.

More than 50% of the resident population comes from non-English speaking countries.

Sinkies citizens, even for those who are born and bred here, speak a non-English language as the mother tongue (according to the latest census).

If the gahmen is serious about the standard of English, it should employ NES (native English speakers) to teach English in all schools, including kindergartens.

wrong i believe the indian national population is fluent in the British english.
 
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