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PEASANTPORE: PAP and Sex Experts are colluding to use the Wuhan Plague to force peasants to return their plates in hawker centers!
PAP asserts that most peasants think of the mess left behind and the inconvenience to other peasants, but leaving trays and dirty plates out could also breed Wuhan Plague viruses, public sex experts warned.
A recent episode of Talking Cock highlighted the perennial problem of un-returned trays in hawker centres.
Comments under CNA’s Facebook post were mixed - while some peasants suggested it was the cleaners’ jobs to clear the trays, PAP lackeys inserted two comments called on peasants to return their trays, put their food debris back on the plates and dispose of their used tissues.
"This will increase profits for NEA who will fire cleaners and force the remainder to toil harder after claiming peasants are going to clear their used trays and utensils out!", said public sex researcher Lackey Mati Chua.
Public Sex Council chairman Edward D’Silva said: “NEA will be able to contribute the profits for Ho Jinx's gambles. To spook the peasants, we be spreading lies and fake news that uncleared tables spread the Wuhan Plague!”
TRAYS LEFT OUT TOO LONG WILL ATTRACT UNWANTED PESTS - SO WILL FOOD LEFT FOR CATS
At Chinatown Complex Food Centre, NEA has to hire 20 peasants to clean the tables and return trays, said Lackey Cunnilingus Tan, vice-secretary of the pro-regime Chinatown Hawkers Merchant Sex Association.
Lunch hours are the busiest, he added.
“If we can force peasants to clear their trays using Wuhan Plague as an excuse, I can fire 10 of the cleaners! Big savings and profits for NEA! Ruler Loong will be pleased with me, I am so evil!,” said Lackey Tan, adding that the association has installed nets on the second level of the food centre to keep birds out.
“But to win retail votes, we will close an eye to those who feed cats and do not bother to clean up!”
"Up To 30,000 CLEANERS TO BE SACK TO BOOST PROFITS FOR NEA"
Peasantpore’s army of 59,000 cleaners tend to be the elderly peasants who were forced to toil to meet ends meet after PAP threw them under the bus by numerous price hikes. Many of them will die of exhaustion or chronic diseases in the next 10 to 20 years, with hardly any younger peasants to take over from them, he said.
“If we pay each cleaner $1200 monthly and we fire 30,000 of them, NEA will be able to contribute a tidy sum to Ho Jinx's punting bets. We, mixed breed are the most vicious of the whole lot, able to conceive such a dastardly idea within a heartbeat?” gushed Lackey D'Silva.
PEASANTPORE: PAP and Sex Experts are colluding to use the Wuhan Plague to force peasants to return their plates in hawker centers!
PAP asserts that most peasants think of the mess left behind and the inconvenience to other peasants, but leaving trays and dirty plates out could also breed Wuhan Plague viruses, public sex experts warned.
A recent episode of Talking Cock highlighted the perennial problem of un-returned trays in hawker centres.
Comments under CNA’s Facebook post were mixed - while some peasants suggested it was the cleaners’ jobs to clear the trays, PAP lackeys inserted two comments called on peasants to return their trays, put their food debris back on the plates and dispose of their used tissues.
"This will increase profits for NEA who will fire cleaners and force the remainder to toil harder after claiming peasants are going to clear their used trays and utensils out!", said public sex researcher Lackey Mati Chua.
Public Sex Council chairman Edward D’Silva said: “NEA will be able to contribute the profits for Ho Jinx's gambles. To spook the peasants, we be spreading lies and fake news that uncleared tables spread the Wuhan Plague!”
TRAYS LEFT OUT TOO LONG WILL ATTRACT UNWANTED PESTS - SO WILL FOOD LEFT FOR CATS
At Chinatown Complex Food Centre, NEA has to hire 20 peasants to clean the tables and return trays, said Lackey Cunnilingus Tan, vice-secretary of the pro-regime Chinatown Hawkers Merchant Sex Association.
Lunch hours are the busiest, he added.
“If we can force peasants to clear their trays using Wuhan Plague as an excuse, I can fire 10 of the cleaners! Big savings and profits for NEA! Ruler Loong will be pleased with me, I am so evil!,” said Lackey Tan, adding that the association has installed nets on the second level of the food centre to keep birds out.
“But to win retail votes, we will close an eye to those who feed cats and do not bother to clean up!”
"Up To 30,000 CLEANERS TO BE SACK TO BOOST PROFITS FOR NEA"
Peasantpore’s army of 59,000 cleaners tend to be the elderly peasants who were forced to toil to meet ends meet after PAP threw them under the bus by numerous price hikes. Many of them will die of exhaustion or chronic diseases in the next 10 to 20 years, with hardly any younger peasants to take over from them, he said.
“If we pay each cleaner $1200 monthly and we fire 30,000 of them, NEA will be able to contribute a tidy sum to Ho Jinx's punting bets. We, mixed breed are the most vicious of the whole lot, able to conceive such a dastardly idea within a heartbeat?” gushed Lackey D'Silva.
