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PEASANTPORE: Acting Minion for Peasantpower Overtime Tan CJ said on Tuesday the no-show at work by transport cartel company SMRT's bus peasant drivers from Commie PRC is an "illegal absence from the daily toil".
Overtime CJ said serfs of backbreaking services in Peasantpore have to give half a full moon's notice to their feudal lords and must perform the tradition kowtows to Ruler Loong under the Kangaroo law drafted by legal lackeys to ensure the regime reaps the most benefits and secures all legal rights.
Overtime Tan CJ hinted the PRC peasant drivers have crossed the line by making Ruler Loong look like a Uncle Sam Eunuch.
This, he said, is not acceptable as their strike have emboldened local peasants or other foreign serfs to use strikes as a bargaining tool against the unfair employment contracts.
He said the regime views this seriously and has lan lan has little options as Commie PRC waxworks will use this matter to settle some scores with Ruler Loong who openly supported Obama and the Viets/Pinoys against PRC's South China Sea islet claims.
Overtime Tan CJ, who was talking cock at a staged media conference on Tuesday, said the Ministry of Peasantpower (MOM) knows the grievances of the PRC peasant drivers but stressed under Ruler Loong's 'peasants die, their problem' doctrine, there is no respite for them.
Asked if the troublemaker peasant drivers will be sacked or sent back to Commie PRC as farmers, Overtime Tan said he is looking at ways to profit from them using fines or confiscating their salaries or pensions. Interestingly the Poodles who usually classify such cases as 'civil disputes' are also investigating the matter. Overtime Tan CJ said the matter could be easily settled using a 'show trial' to instill fear lest other opportunists take this chance to create new problems for Ruler Loong's minions and lackeys.
Asked why MOM has decided to stop playing language game and finally label the actions of the drivers as a strike, Overtime Tan CJ fumbled big time replied that labeling it as a strike opens up a series of punitive actions. Wise peasants understand such a harsh counter-move must be considered carefully as Commie PRC waxworks will probably seek political mileage. In addition, it is common understanding that the regime usually treat foreigners with greater respect and hence the in-depth calculations and deliberations as deduced from the cautious stances taken by the Mouthpieces initially.
Overtime Tan cited, Newton Third Rule, every PRC type protest sure got PRC style reaction and mused the regime and the fat cat lackeys need to be prepared for them lest the Commie PRC waxworks are tempted to use this strike for political mileage.
Overtime Tan CJ said in the case of foreigners, lackeys had to ascertain the facts but if local peasants are involved, a simple application of the Infernal Security Act will suffice followed by demonisation.
Also speaking at the media conference, jiat leow bee Minion of State for Transport Jos Teo is happy that she has a chance to deal with the Commie peasants after she was tricked by them in Suzhou many full moons ago. She urged fat cat SMRT managers to adopt a hardline stand and may empower them to ignore any serf grievances.
She said there should not be any Ang Moh style dialogue and stressed it is better to follow PRC norms by using enforcer goons to beat up troublesome strikers.
Suzhou Loser Teo said Peasantpore must learn from Commie cadres who often bash their serfs who protest or have the cheek to voice dissent over silly pay discrimination. She points out Commie cadres/officials routinely murder peasant PRC serfs who dared to organise strikes.
She also said SMRT continues to operate all its bus services and may need more fare hikes to make up for the loss of profits by the strikers' no show.
On Monday, SMRT maintained probably 60 per cent of its services; on Tuesday, it restored services to 95 per cent after forcing existing drivers to work overtime for free.
The public transport cartel operator has also forced 40 bus drivers on standby and has an arrangement with fellow cartel member, SBS Transit to provide drivers if needed. In addition, the helpdesk staff are told to ignore peasant complaints about the service lapses. The jiat leow bee LTA and PTC has agreed to allow SMRT to play punk and violate more service KPIs till the foreign inspired rebellion is crushed.
Joining the wayang, various pro-regime union who earlier tried to play safe by distancing themselves from the strikers finally found some voice and crowed they supports the punitive action taken by the regime to crush the illegal strike of the rebellious foreign bus drivers.
The union lackeys said it is important to send a clear warning to all peasants and serfs that as a autocratic state, wayang dissent are possible but must fall within approved controlled markers and outbursts that attract international jeers will not be forgiven.
It added that any action that is illegal that make Ruler Loong look like a fool must and will be dealt with firmly, but he conceded that the foreigner workers are likely to be deported but local peasants will be incarcerated using the Infernal Security Act.
The union lackeys crowed there are important lessons that can be drawn from this episode.
1. Fat cat management should spend less time in KTV lounges and their moles must continue to spy on their foreign serfs especially those who are not union members.
2. All local peasants and serfs must understand the 'Hokkien No Big No Small' theorem that peasants must never rise above their station or caste in daily dealings with the regime. In addition, they are expected to sign 'Unequal Contracts' and not challenge Ruler Loong's lackeys.
Cham Fong-Fong, Assistant Secretary-Lackey of NTUC who immediately cancelled his KTV Nites Out weekend, said: "KNNCCB, I was planning to give my KTV gal a good squeeze on her tits when Lim $wee $ay ask me to do the thankless task of bearing the blame. I told him not my probklem as those PRC are not under my care, are not our members, just because KNN got netizens say I sleeping and fooling around with KTV whores, now I must lan lan say something. Hey, you lumpar drivers better get your acts right, this is not Commie PRC, not happy, organise picnics, overturn a few cars or beat up some greedy small time PRC Commie cadres! KNN, you think Ruler Loong eat bean curd every day huh? As an Asiatic, you jolly well believe I will conjure some dirty tricks to play with you guys even when the PRC embassy got covert support for you mountain bandits ok...."
Por Lumpar Transport Serfs' Union has openly petitioned reinstating Victorian Laws to empower Poodles to use brutal beatings and tortures to deal with rebellious PRC bus drivers. It noted that the Commie PRC regime often used such tactics to settle labour disputes in the Mainland.
PEASANTPORE: Acting Minion for Peasantpower Overtime Tan CJ said on Tuesday the no-show at work by transport cartel company SMRT's bus peasant drivers from Commie PRC is an "illegal absence from the daily toil".
Overtime CJ said serfs of backbreaking services in Peasantpore have to give half a full moon's notice to their feudal lords and must perform the tradition kowtows to Ruler Loong under the Kangaroo law drafted by legal lackeys to ensure the regime reaps the most benefits and secures all legal rights.
Overtime Tan CJ hinted the PRC peasant drivers have crossed the line by making Ruler Loong look like a Uncle Sam Eunuch.
This, he said, is not acceptable as their strike have emboldened local peasants or other foreign serfs to use strikes as a bargaining tool against the unfair employment contracts.
He said the regime views this seriously and has lan lan has little options as Commie PRC waxworks will use this matter to settle some scores with Ruler Loong who openly supported Obama and the Viets/Pinoys against PRC's South China Sea islet claims.
Overtime Tan CJ, who was talking cock at a staged media conference on Tuesday, said the Ministry of Peasantpower (MOM) knows the grievances of the PRC peasant drivers but stressed under Ruler Loong's 'peasants die, their problem' doctrine, there is no respite for them.
Asked if the troublemaker peasant drivers will be sacked or sent back to Commie PRC as farmers, Overtime Tan said he is looking at ways to profit from them using fines or confiscating their salaries or pensions. Interestingly the Poodles who usually classify such cases as 'civil disputes' are also investigating the matter. Overtime Tan CJ said the matter could be easily settled using a 'show trial' to instill fear lest other opportunists take this chance to create new problems for Ruler Loong's minions and lackeys.
Asked why MOM has decided to stop playing language game and finally label the actions of the drivers as a strike, Overtime Tan CJ fumbled big time replied that labeling it as a strike opens up a series of punitive actions. Wise peasants understand such a harsh counter-move must be considered carefully as Commie PRC waxworks will probably seek political mileage. In addition, it is common understanding that the regime usually treat foreigners with greater respect and hence the in-depth calculations and deliberations as deduced from the cautious stances taken by the Mouthpieces initially.
Overtime Tan cited, Newton Third Rule, every PRC type protest sure got PRC style reaction and mused the regime and the fat cat lackeys need to be prepared for them lest the Commie PRC waxworks are tempted to use this strike for political mileage.
Overtime Tan CJ said in the case of foreigners, lackeys had to ascertain the facts but if local peasants are involved, a simple application of the Infernal Security Act will suffice followed by demonisation.
Also speaking at the media conference, jiat leow bee Minion of State for Transport Jos Teo is happy that she has a chance to deal with the Commie peasants after she was tricked by them in Suzhou many full moons ago. She urged fat cat SMRT managers to adopt a hardline stand and may empower them to ignore any serf grievances.
She said there should not be any Ang Moh style dialogue and stressed it is better to follow PRC norms by using enforcer goons to beat up troublesome strikers.
Suzhou Loser Teo said Peasantpore must learn from Commie cadres who often bash their serfs who protest or have the cheek to voice dissent over silly pay discrimination. She points out Commie cadres/officials routinely murder peasant PRC serfs who dared to organise strikes.
She also said SMRT continues to operate all its bus services and may need more fare hikes to make up for the loss of profits by the strikers' no show.
On Monday, SMRT maintained probably 60 per cent of its services; on Tuesday, it restored services to 95 per cent after forcing existing drivers to work overtime for free.
The public transport cartel operator has also forced 40 bus drivers on standby and has an arrangement with fellow cartel member, SBS Transit to provide drivers if needed. In addition, the helpdesk staff are told to ignore peasant complaints about the service lapses. The jiat leow bee LTA and PTC has agreed to allow SMRT to play punk and violate more service KPIs till the foreign inspired rebellion is crushed.
Joining the wayang, various pro-regime union who earlier tried to play safe by distancing themselves from the strikers finally found some voice and crowed they supports the punitive action taken by the regime to crush the illegal strike of the rebellious foreign bus drivers.
The union lackeys said it is important to send a clear warning to all peasants and serfs that as a autocratic state, wayang dissent are possible but must fall within approved controlled markers and outbursts that attract international jeers will not be forgiven.
It added that any action that is illegal that make Ruler Loong look like a fool must and will be dealt with firmly, but he conceded that the foreigner workers are likely to be deported but local peasants will be incarcerated using the Infernal Security Act.
The union lackeys crowed there are important lessons that can be drawn from this episode.
1. Fat cat management should spend less time in KTV lounges and their moles must continue to spy on their foreign serfs especially those who are not union members.
2. All local peasants and serfs must understand the 'Hokkien No Big No Small' theorem that peasants must never rise above their station or caste in daily dealings with the regime. In addition, they are expected to sign 'Unequal Contracts' and not challenge Ruler Loong's lackeys.
Cham Fong-Fong, Assistant Secretary-Lackey of NTUC who immediately cancelled his KTV Nites Out weekend, said: "KNNCCB, I was planning to give my KTV gal a good squeeze on her tits when Lim $wee $ay ask me to do the thankless task of bearing the blame. I told him not my probklem as those PRC are not under my care, are not our members, just because KNN got netizens say I sleeping and fooling around with KTV whores, now I must lan lan say something. Hey, you lumpar drivers better get your acts right, this is not Commie PRC, not happy, organise picnics, overturn a few cars or beat up some greedy small time PRC Commie cadres! KNN, you think Ruler Loong eat bean curd every day huh? As an Asiatic, you jolly well believe I will conjure some dirty tricks to play with you guys even when the PRC embassy got covert support for you mountain bandits ok...."
Por Lumpar Transport Serfs' Union has openly petitioned reinstating Victorian Laws to empower Poodles to use brutal beatings and tortures to deal with rebellious PRC bus drivers. It noted that the Commie PRC regime often used such tactics to settle labour disputes in the Mainland.
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