One of the most cock things that I read.

[tobelightlight]

In a Kenya government hospital, a patient was x-rayed and was told that there was a live cockroach in his chest. "You will have to go to Singapore for treatment."

The patient went to Singapore and was told that the cockroach is not in his chest but inside the x-ray machine

 

[jurongkechil]

Cat or

 

[laksaboy]

That's why even Mugabe came to Gleneagles hospital regularly for medical checkups.

 

[The Crow]

Swallow a live lizard, Cured ...