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O my God....Old Fart lied at the launch of his latest book

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An excerpt of the article published in The Straits Times, 7 August 2013, page A2

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Please, someone help me with the math here.

Old Fart will turn 90 only in September.

He started work on his latest book last year when he was 89 years old.

Suppose he started on his political career right after his graduation at Cambridge at the age of 22.

90 - 22 = 68

So why did Old Fart claim that his book encompasses 90 years of experience?

Did he start to engage in politics while still in his mother's womb? (The only other recorded instance of a person who managed universal affairs while still in his mother's womb is Jesus (who is also called the Christ).)
 
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Maybe the book included snippets of his childhood experiences... was he breastfed as an infant, at what age did he finally stop wetting his bed, which was his favorite snack, was he ever bullied in school etc. :o
 
usually add 2 more years when the person dies so it ok what, 2 years old should able to comprehend basic logic ready already
 
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Maybe the book included snippets of his childhood experiences... was he breastfed as an infant, at what age did he finally stop wetting his bed, which was his favorite snack, was he ever bullied in school etc. :o

What? his latest book includes such trivial matters. Do you know how much it costs to buy the hardcover book?
 
What? his latest book includes such trivial matters. Do you know how much it costs to buy the hardcover book?

Price doesn't matter to the 60.1% gong kias. They would queue overnight for an autographed copy.
 
According to popular beliefs held by some Christian denominations, a child will be born in the last days who will have the powers to influence global events even while still in his mother's womb.

That child is known as The AntiChrist.

Do you guys remember the 1976 movie titled "The Omen" with the lead character Damien, the spawn of Satan, the Demon Child?
 
What? his latest book includes such trivial matters. Do you know how much it costs to buy the hardcover book?

It cost $39.90, the poor had been given the GST money, should spent it wisely on such a book, that can be pass down through the generation, so that, they can learn the words of wisdom & benefit their future. Never mind, you starve today..it is a good book...buy one today.:D
 
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