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Northern Matland: Matland's Agong Sultan Muhammad V, realised his Mat peasants understood that he is playing the goat, hastily give his consent to the appointment of Neh Infidel Tommy Doubting Thomas as the new Attorney-General.
A palace official claimed the Agong's Cikgu has read through and simplified Article 145(1) for His Majesty's Challenged Understanding. The Agong has realised he is merely a well paid rubber stamp, shall desist from playing the goat and must kowtow Autocrat Dr M immediately.
“The Agong has no choice but to concede Mats to accept that the appointment of a non-Mat and infidel as Attorney-General. Only the Mat Ultras, Umno brigands and PAS vermins will create religious or racial conflict they oppose new norm that any Matlander should be fairly treated regardless of race and religion,” he said.
In a statement dated Monday (Jun 4) and issued by Istana Negara to Bernama early this morning,
Wanton Mad Dulan said the appointment of competent and honest officials would continue to preserve the special rights and privileges of the Mats and Bumiputeras, as well as the status of Islam as the the "first among equals" religion.
“Previously we had Moslem and Mat Apandi, fucking hell, so what if he is Mat or Moslem, he still a corrupt jack arse who made Northern Matland a leading kleptocracy by acting blur blur while Bandit Najib and his Umno brigands loot the country's coffers.
Silly Apandi Ali’s termination of service as Attorney-General by the new regime is good news after some dark periods where Northern Matland is compared with Hun Sen's Cambodia,” he said.
Wanton Mad Dulan also said that the reigning Agong aka Sultan Muhammad V had expressed his disappointment and worry about accurate and unflattering media reports of late which could made the Sultans look like a bunch of cheap merchants in country.
“His Majesty said He has problems with Comprehension since his school days, naturally he needs more time to get his Cikgu to understand Federal Constitution passages and advise him accordingly. That is the official reason but in reality, he knows he is playing the goat under the guise to protect special rights of the Mats and Bumiputeras, as well as to protect the rights of his cousins to party with whores in KTV joints or to beat up or shoot kampung peasants for sport,” he added.
Matland's new autocrat Dr M had recently proposed to nominate renowned lawyer Tommy Thomas as Attorney-General to replace corrupt Silly Apandi Ali.
His nomination of the senior infidel lawyer faced backlash among the Mat rulers, with the autocrat Dr M snubbed and reportedly asked to consider the Sultan's choice of lackeys, according to local media.
The issue also caused division among the Matlanders as petitions - both objecting and supporting infidel Thomas' nomination - have cropped up.
Parti Islam Se-Malaysia's Disinformation and Lies chief on Saturday also protested against the regime's pick, saying that the candidate shall be anyone "as long he can protect Islam as the official religion of the country, we don't care if he another corrupt and incompetent Apandi".
The Pakatan Harapan government had defended its nomination of infidel Thomas, saying that it would be the right signal to send to Matlanders, Ang Mohs and Nihons that the new administration was serious about adopting good Nordic governance, rid corrupt jokers from civil service rather than indulge in race based politics and patronage.
Northern Matland: Matland's Agong Sultan Muhammad V, realised his Mat peasants understood that he is playing the goat, hastily give his consent to the appointment of Neh Infidel Tommy Doubting Thomas as the new Attorney-General.
A palace official claimed the Agong's Cikgu has read through and simplified Article 145(1) for His Majesty's Challenged Understanding. The Agong has realised he is merely a well paid rubber stamp, shall desist from playing the goat and must kowtow Autocrat Dr M immediately.
“The Agong has no choice but to concede Mats to accept that the appointment of a non-Mat and infidel as Attorney-General. Only the Mat Ultras, Umno brigands and PAS vermins will create religious or racial conflict they oppose new norm that any Matlander should be fairly treated regardless of race and religion,” he said.
In a statement dated Monday (Jun 4) and issued by Istana Negara to Bernama early this morning,
Wanton Mad Dulan said the appointment of competent and honest officials would continue to preserve the special rights and privileges of the Mats and Bumiputeras, as well as the status of Islam as the the "first among equals" religion.
“Previously we had Moslem and Mat Apandi, fucking hell, so what if he is Mat or Moslem, he still a corrupt jack arse who made Northern Matland a leading kleptocracy by acting blur blur while Bandit Najib and his Umno brigands loot the country's coffers.
Silly Apandi Ali’s termination of service as Attorney-General by the new regime is good news after some dark periods where Northern Matland is compared with Hun Sen's Cambodia,” he said.
Wanton Mad Dulan also said that the reigning Agong aka Sultan Muhammad V had expressed his disappointment and worry about accurate and unflattering media reports of late which could made the Sultans look like a bunch of cheap merchants in country.
“His Majesty said He has problems with Comprehension since his school days, naturally he needs more time to get his Cikgu to understand Federal Constitution passages and advise him accordingly. That is the official reason but in reality, he knows he is playing the goat under the guise to protect special rights of the Mats and Bumiputeras, as well as to protect the rights of his cousins to party with whores in KTV joints or to beat up or shoot kampung peasants for sport,” he added.
Matland's new autocrat Dr M had recently proposed to nominate renowned lawyer Tommy Thomas as Attorney-General to replace corrupt Silly Apandi Ali.
His nomination of the senior infidel lawyer faced backlash among the Mat rulers, with the autocrat Dr M snubbed and reportedly asked to consider the Sultan's choice of lackeys, according to local media.
The issue also caused division among the Matlanders as petitions - both objecting and supporting infidel Thomas' nomination - have cropped up.
Parti Islam Se-Malaysia's Disinformation and Lies chief on Saturday also protested against the regime's pick, saying that the candidate shall be anyone "as long he can protect Islam as the official religion of the country, we don't care if he another corrupt and incompetent Apandi".
The Pakatan Harapan government had defended its nomination of infidel Thomas, saying that it would be the right signal to send to Matlanders, Ang Mohs and Nihons that the new administration was serious about adopting good Nordic governance, rid corrupt jokers from civil service rather than indulge in race based politics and patronage.
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