North Korea should be first world-North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun

[tonychat]

A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".

Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.

The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country.

 

[Tony Tan]

Re: North Korea should be first world-North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the

You fabricated rubbish. NK not a LIAR like you.

 

[eatshitndie]

Re: North Korea should be first world-North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the

i was there too yesterday but it got too hot to hang around.

 

[yinyang]

Re: North Korea should be first world-North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the

Last heard, on his journey to west... run road :p

 

[syed putra]

Re: North Korea should be first world-North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the

Please do not look down on North Koreans. Despite their limited resources,they can even scare china and US.

 

[Semaj2357]

Re: North Korea should be first world-North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the

i was there too yesterday but it got too hot to hang around.

just do like what the north koreans did when they discovered that it was too blardy hot....go in the night time :p

 

[ynk2252]

Re: North Korea should be first world-North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the

i was there too yesterday but it got too hot to hang around.

It was too chilly for me.

 

[harimau]

Re: North Korea should be first world-North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the

You guys should visit North Korea! Its much a better Disneyland than Singapore!