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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's inept Economic Development Board (EDB) has disbursed about S$17 million peanuts in sweetheart loans and grants to arty farty Ang Moh Tisch School of the Arts Asia since it opened here in 2007 but had to close shop and declare bankrupt without fulfilling all its legal obligations.
Hairdo Minion for Mercantile Trade Lim Ah Kiang managed to avoid a grilling using a written reply to a question in Imperial Court by Non-Constituency Peasant Representative of Imperial Court, Lina Chiam.
Political Pariah Chiam had asked the Ministry of Mercantile Trade why it allow EDB to cock up the failed venture of to the tune of 17 million peanuts, Tisch Asia. Of course she tried to dig a bigger hole for Hairdo Lim by enquiring additional public tax dollars the EDB has spent on other failed education projects such as the University of New South Wales Asia. For idiots who are not in the know, the EDB has a string of high profile failures e.g. 90 million peanuts for the failed Suzhou Industrial Project. This is another proof that the regime will spend recklessly to make Ang Mohs happy while asking poor peasant students to beg others for donations.
Hairdo Lim immediately used Quantum Mechanics as a defence. He said the EDB's role is to facilitate and support arty farty projects where there are perceived benefits to the regime in paper theory only. It also provided Ang-Moh run Tisch Asia with a level of support that peasants can only dream about.
However, it was forced to stop all support after it lumpar netizens begin to blow the whistle that EDB has failed to exercise due dilligence and and not realised that the Asian campus of the Yankee-based arty farty school was facing financial difficulties. In theory it is now in discussions with Uncle Sam's New York University, which set up Tisch Asia, on the details of non-loan repayment as Peasantpore is merely a vassal state of Uncle Sam.
Hairdo Lim assured by the hair on his scalp that there would be minimal disruption to current Tisch Asia's peasant students, and that the arty farty school would remain open until 2015 before Procedural Erections 2016, when all existing peasant students have graduated and their families will not vent their anger against Ruler Loong using the ballot box.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's inept Economic Development Board (EDB) has disbursed about S$17 million peanuts in sweetheart loans and grants to arty farty Ang Moh Tisch School of the Arts Asia since it opened here in 2007 but had to close shop and declare bankrupt without fulfilling all its legal obligations.
Hairdo Minion for Mercantile Trade Lim Ah Kiang managed to avoid a grilling using a written reply to a question in Imperial Court by Non-Constituency Peasant Representative of Imperial Court, Lina Chiam.
Political Pariah Chiam had asked the Ministry of Mercantile Trade why it allow EDB to cock up the failed venture of to the tune of 17 million peanuts, Tisch Asia. Of course she tried to dig a bigger hole for Hairdo Lim by enquiring additional public tax dollars the EDB has spent on other failed education projects such as the University of New South Wales Asia. For idiots who are not in the know, the EDB has a string of high profile failures e.g. 90 million peanuts for the failed Suzhou Industrial Project. This is another proof that the regime will spend recklessly to make Ang Mohs happy while asking poor peasant students to beg others for donations.
Hairdo Lim immediately used Quantum Mechanics as a defence. He said the EDB's role is to facilitate and support arty farty projects where there are perceived benefits to the regime in paper theory only. It also provided Ang-Moh run Tisch Asia with a level of support that peasants can only dream about.
However, it was forced to stop all support after it lumpar netizens begin to blow the whistle that EDB has failed to exercise due dilligence and and not realised that the Asian campus of the Yankee-based arty farty school was facing financial difficulties. In theory it is now in discussions with Uncle Sam's New York University, which set up Tisch Asia, on the details of non-loan repayment as Peasantpore is merely a vassal state of Uncle Sam.
Hairdo Lim assured by the hair on his scalp that there would be minimal disruption to current Tisch Asia's peasant students, and that the arty farty school would remain open until 2015 before Procedural Erections 2016, when all existing peasant students have graduated and their families will not vent their anger against Ruler Loong using the ballot box.
