No joke: Indonesian man marries his rice cooker

[UltimaOnline]

https://www.asiaone.com/asia/no-joke-indonesian-man-ties-knot-his-rice-cooker


https://forums.fuckwarezone.com.sg/...man-marries-his-electric-rice-cooker.6611286/

 

[face the facts]

this is the national anthem for all wackos

 

[laksaboy]

How do you fuck a rice cooker?

 

[sweetiepie]

演戏必须演全套 need a banquet with guest and honey moon with cooker

 

[glockman]

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https://www.asiaone.com/asia/no-joke-indonesian-man-ties-knot-his-rice-cooker


https://forums.fuckwarezone.com.sg/...man-marries-his-electric-rice-cooker.6611286/

He can have four wives. Might as well marry the oven, the fridge and the washing machine too.

 

[A Singaporean]

Are u surprised by action of a m&d.

 

[Balls2U]

https://goodyfeed.com/man-marry-ric...ebook&utm_medium=newsfeed&utm_campaign=active

Divorced after 4 days. Probably because the opening is too big for his dick to enter. Like GSB's hole.

 

[Leongsam]

The rice cooker identifies as Miss Universe and he got conned into marry the device.

 

[Loofydralb]

I wanna see how he consummates his marriage. Does he do it while its being plugged in to the power socket?

 

[tobelightlight]

How do you fuck a rice cooker?

U need to turn it ON first.

 

[mojito]

Rice cookers don't tell u they have headaches.

 

[syed putra]

Somebody please tell him rice cookers are not japanese sex dolls.