My alarm bells go off the moment I hear someone in Singapore say "guo2 nei4" (国内)

[Yumiko]

My first thought: must be a bloody Tiong

 

[Yuletide]

Yep me too. And worse are some of these cbkias are holding Singaporean citizenship

 

[batman1]

They like to say: Return to our homeland.

 

[Yuletide]

They like to say: Return to our homeland.

They should just fuck off en masse

 

[Ah Max]

my alarm bells will only go off if i hear 马伕

 

[rocket]

My first thought: must be a bloody Tiong

Another one is 租国。

 

[Yumiko]

Another one is 租国。

祖国 not 租国

 

[rocket]

祖国 not 租国

Oh...my bad. Chinese not good.
I now go 默写唐诗三百首。

 

[laksaboy]

Wait till you hear those older ones, first time in Sinkieland, fresh off the boat and came from a backward province and hick town of China.

Their accent you will 'catch no ball'.

 

[laksaboy]

Oh...my bad. Chinese not good.
I now go 默写唐诗三百首。

Please come to West Coast Plaza's Jiang Education Centre to improve your Chinese language proficiency. Directly above Cold Storage.

Say hello to the teacher/towkay of the school, this ATB madam with her hair dyed blue.

 

[Yumiko]

Wait till you hear those older ones, first time in Sinkieland, fresh off the boat and came from a backward province and hick town of China.

Their accent you will 'catch no ball'.

Wherever these Tiongs come from and whatever age they are, they will also tend to gaslight Singaporean Chinese into thinking that all Chinese should speak Mandarin.

 

[rocket]

Please come to West Coast Plaza's Jiang Education Centre to improve your Chinese language proficiency. Directly above Cold Storage.

Say hello to the teacher/towkay of the school, this ATB madam with her hair dyed blue.

Yes. I will . I must learn to speak with a 东北accent

 

[rocket]

Wherever these Tiongs come from and whatever age they are, they will also tend to gaslight Singaporean Chinese into thinking that all Chinese should speak Mandarin.

They have this false belief that tiongs are the best. Thinking they are more advanced than others because they are cashless everywhere but the fact is the china fake currency is rampant in tiongland. 2 fake 100yuan notes in 10 pieces. Business owners need to have fake currency machine in store.

 

[laksaboy]

They have this false belief that tiongs are the best. Thinking they are more advanced than others because they are cashless everywhere but the fact is the china fake currency is rampant in tiongland. 2 fake 100yuan notes in 10 pieces. Business owners need to have fake currency machine in store.

Also, CCP is Big Brother and wants to monitor all expenditure, even on daily grocery shopping.

 

[KingFook Sr]

They should just fuck off en masse

Too late.
Their presence is survival for SG.

 

[rocket]

Also, CCP is Big Brother and wants to monitor all expenditure, even on daily grocery shopping.

Next they will say sinkies land belong to them from their own customised history.

Zhenhe found sg not san nila utama nor Raffles

 

[A Singaporean]

Wherever these Tiongs come from and whatever age they are, they will also tend to gaslight Singaporean Chinese into thinking that all Chinese should speak Mandarin.

Yes after they have heard Sinkies' 'English'.

 

[Yumiko]

my alarm bells will only go off if i hear 马伕

What is this?

 

[laksaboy]

Today I saw a car with a 你瞅啥 sticker. That's the Tiong equivalent of 'kua simi lanjiao'.

 

[Yumiko]