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PEASANTPORE: A national conversation session, modelled after the Commie PRC "Hundred Flowers' Campaign", for peasant old male fogeys, aged between 45 and 60 years was held on Sunday at a coffee shop in Tampines.
About 40 peasants turned up for the session, led by Peasant Representative Baey Keng-Keng and organised by the Tampines GRC Lackey Grassroots Organisations (GROs). It is clear in this paragraph that only fart-following worms are invited because they will sprout nonsense that embarass former Online Propoganda Chief Baey. Interestingly Mouthpiece CNA crowed it as the first all-male national conversation session.
When asked why he had turned up for the session, 58-year-old Raymond Tan said: "Aiyah, in theory, we should speak our minds to contribute whatever we can, to ensure that our descendants lead meaningful lives. But remember, Ruler Loong always say we are an Asiatic society, so must always kowtow to him. I am here to show support to Ruler Loong ok. During coffee shop talk, of course we slam him but now here got many moles, even the brave ones must be careful. For immediate gains, I sure praise Ruler Loong and say status quo, 'Ruler Loong decrees, we obey' is best way forward lah. Our generation never read Jane Austen books but we know hor, to prevent our arse to be poke, better smile, agree with Minion Baey and put up a good show hor."
The session is part of the GRO's effort to engage different segments of the peasant population in the ongoing "Our Nation CONversation, Talk Cock at Your Peril" to highlight to Ang Mohs and Nihons that old peasant fogeys, who always have bad things to say about the regime has a voice in the National CONversation.
All were welcome to contribute - even those who do not belong the age group, like 31-year-old Elvin Goh-Goh mysteriously show up sarpok Lackey Baey, make up the numbers or counter any silly claims made by occassional dissenter who lost his mind and decides to speak the truth.
"KNNCCB, any KTV gal or mission school boy knows the wayang discussions can't change everything, perhaps it will end up in a section called 'Peasants' Wet Dreams and I'm quite certain that all these will never be put into consideration when it comes to policy writing," said peasant Goh who is likely to be a ISD mole.
Lackey Baey said his moles informed him that peasant men in coffee shops, usually talk thrash and have looser lips after a few cans of ABC beer. Many are excellent polemic orators in the Hokkien or Canto dialects but somehow become meek pussies whenever they suspect presence of moles are are engaged in a wide range of conversation topics using Ingleland language.
He added that he discussed with Minion for Education Heng $wee Swee, who steers the Hundred Flowers' Campaign, for specific discussion groups to be set up so that they can counter political pariahs who cited only pro-regime fart-following worms are selected.
Lackey Baey said the session was held in a coffee shop, minus the ABC beer, so that the meek peasant old fogeys could be in their "right frame of mind". Naturally speaking in dialects are not allowed and peasants who voice critical facts will have their identify card details taken down for 'further processing'.
Among the topics discussed were cost of living, medical and housing expenses. Of course other big topics e.g. 'Favour the Foreigners', cock up transport system, autocracy, nepotism and patronage system were not discussed. Accordingly to lackey Baey, this proved that the political pariahs e.g. SDP and Labour are wrong when the claim only pro-regime lackeys are invited for the talk fest.
The discussion revealed that the participants seemed to have more 'similarities' than differences.
Lackey Baey said: "Of course, after I am assured that this crowd will not sprout garbage, then I give green light to proceed. I ensure we speak about 'traditional values', about caring for their families, taking care of their parents, and they feel sandwiched. Other Jane Austen concepts, like repeal ISA, political freedom, demolish autocracy are never important to this rabid group. Of course, got some bitter ones who not able to keep up with the pace of the development of the country, and hence, they tend to be disgruntled and talk more cock, feel trapped or are cynical. But at the same time, they agree with Ruler Loong that they should burden their children instead of the regime. Many hoped to die as soon as possible after retirement so that they forfeit their medisave and annunities as gifts to Ruler Loong. I glad they are able catch the drift, can talk cock in coffeeshop, but must pay their bills and die ASAP."
Organisers plan to hold another session with homemakers in January next year.
PEASANTPORE: A national conversation session, modelled after the Commie PRC "Hundred Flowers' Campaign", for peasant old male fogeys, aged between 45 and 60 years was held on Sunday at a coffee shop in Tampines.
About 40 peasants turned up for the session, led by Peasant Representative Baey Keng-Keng and organised by the Tampines GRC Lackey Grassroots Organisations (GROs). It is clear in this paragraph that only fart-following worms are invited because they will sprout nonsense that embarass former Online Propoganda Chief Baey. Interestingly Mouthpiece CNA crowed it as the first all-male national conversation session.
When asked why he had turned up for the session, 58-year-old Raymond Tan said: "Aiyah, in theory, we should speak our minds to contribute whatever we can, to ensure that our descendants lead meaningful lives. But remember, Ruler Loong always say we are an Asiatic society, so must always kowtow to him. I am here to show support to Ruler Loong ok. During coffee shop talk, of course we slam him but now here got many moles, even the brave ones must be careful. For immediate gains, I sure praise Ruler Loong and say status quo, 'Ruler Loong decrees, we obey' is best way forward lah. Our generation never read Jane Austen books but we know hor, to prevent our arse to be poke, better smile, agree with Minion Baey and put up a good show hor."
The session is part of the GRO's effort to engage different segments of the peasant population in the ongoing "Our Nation CONversation, Talk Cock at Your Peril" to highlight to Ang Mohs and Nihons that old peasant fogeys, who always have bad things to say about the regime has a voice in the National CONversation.
All were welcome to contribute - even those who do not belong the age group, like 31-year-old Elvin Goh-Goh mysteriously show up sarpok Lackey Baey, make up the numbers or counter any silly claims made by occassional dissenter who lost his mind and decides to speak the truth.
"KNNCCB, any KTV gal or mission school boy knows the wayang discussions can't change everything, perhaps it will end up in a section called 'Peasants' Wet Dreams and I'm quite certain that all these will never be put into consideration when it comes to policy writing," said peasant Goh who is likely to be a ISD mole.
Lackey Baey said his moles informed him that peasant men in coffee shops, usually talk thrash and have looser lips after a few cans of ABC beer. Many are excellent polemic orators in the Hokkien or Canto dialects but somehow become meek pussies whenever they suspect presence of moles are are engaged in a wide range of conversation topics using Ingleland language.
He added that he discussed with Minion for Education Heng $wee Swee, who steers the Hundred Flowers' Campaign, for specific discussion groups to be set up so that they can counter political pariahs who cited only pro-regime fart-following worms are selected.
Lackey Baey said the session was held in a coffee shop, minus the ABC beer, so that the meek peasant old fogeys could be in their "right frame of mind". Naturally speaking in dialects are not allowed and peasants who voice critical facts will have their identify card details taken down for 'further processing'.
Among the topics discussed were cost of living, medical and housing expenses. Of course other big topics e.g. 'Favour the Foreigners', cock up transport system, autocracy, nepotism and patronage system were not discussed. Accordingly to lackey Baey, this proved that the political pariahs e.g. SDP and Labour are wrong when the claim only pro-regime lackeys are invited for the talk fest.
The discussion revealed that the participants seemed to have more 'similarities' than differences.
Lackey Baey said: "Of course, after I am assured that this crowd will not sprout garbage, then I give green light to proceed. I ensure we speak about 'traditional values', about caring for their families, taking care of their parents, and they feel sandwiched. Other Jane Austen concepts, like repeal ISA, political freedom, demolish autocracy are never important to this rabid group. Of course, got some bitter ones who not able to keep up with the pace of the development of the country, and hence, they tend to be disgruntled and talk more cock, feel trapped or are cynical. But at the same time, they agree with Ruler Loong that they should burden their children instead of the regime. Many hoped to die as soon as possible after retirement so that they forfeit their medisave and annunities as gifts to Ruler Loong. I glad they are able catch the drift, can talk cock in coffeeshop, but must pay their bills and die ASAP."
Organisers plan to hold another session with homemakers in January next year.
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