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PEASANTPORE: Most of the Commie PRC bus drivers involved in an 'annoying work stoppage' and rebranded as 'illegal strike' over a stipend dispute have returned to their daily toil except for six ringleaders who has been marked by beatings. The six ring leaders are on medical leave but their conditions remain unknown at press time.
As a measure to cow any foreigners who are tempted to pull the same stunt, the transport cartel operator SMRT said that 20 PRC bus drivers are invited to Outram Poodle Station for tea sessions but wise Asiatic peasants understand the true nature of the 'tea sessions'.
SMRT added that Kempeitai punishments will be used on serfs who absent themselves from work for pure fun.
At the conference, SMRT demonised the PRC drivers as greedy trouble makers and declared themselves as victims. A slimy spokeswhore was tasked to deny that the pathetic stipends, appalling living conditions and increased work hours caused the work stoppages this week.
Inept SMRT crowed that Commie PRC drivers are cheap and expendableshort term contract staff unlike Northern Matland drivers who are known as permanent serfs.
SMRT said despite providing bird cage style accommodation and cheap utilities, the ingrate PRC drivers have the gall to talk thrash about their deplorable conditions and dire straits. SMRT's mediawhore claimed in July, permanent bus serfs received an increment in their starting pay after increasing their work hours. As a gesture of contempt, 75 peanuts was given to PRC drivers with more work hours added. The Mouthpiece were told not to report the increased working hours dished to all serf drivers.
After some local peasants 'cry father, cry mother', another round of salary adjustments and more unpaid overtime were rewarded to permanent peasant drivers in October. Another cheap 25 peanuts per full moon were given to China nationals was finalised last week with more working hours added as well.
Now SMRT wants you to believe the illegal strike took place even before the PRC drivers knew about their salary adjustments, it was intended as a Christmas surprise but it created more misunderstanding and a rare strike.
In a statement, labour movement NTUC said SMRT's management should spend less time with KTV gals and read their mole's field reports. It also distance itself from the fiasco by claiming that the majority of foreign bus drivers in SMRT have not joined the union.
SMRT's executive vice whore for roads & commercial, Ms Teo Ah Hoon, said: "KNNCCB, if not for the pandas, I could have spend a nice evening with my duck toyboy. KNN, we will still discourage our peasant drivers to join the unions as ignorance is bliss. Of course, I must talk cock and say perhaps we didn't do enough to encourage them to join Ruler Loon's approved unions."
SMRT pointed out that ungrateful drivers had been given a special increment after increasing their work hours.
The public transport cartel operator said it pays bangla-style stipends to drivers but reserve first world stipends for their lackey management team.
It added that its remuneration packages for foreign peasant drivers from Commie PRC and Northern Matland are equitable, with Ruler Loong getting his share via foreign worker levy, as well as transport driven by their own kind, HK style bird cage lodgings and cheap utilities covered.
Answering to netizens' queries and concerns over bird cage lodging conditions, fat cat Hoon acknowledged that the small and cozy birdcages actually help the PRCs to have mass orgies. While refusing to shed more light about the bird cages, lackey Hoon claimed SMRT has generously decided to provide bigger bird cages accommodation from early 2013.
SMRT dismissed PRC drivers' concerns over issues such as bed bugs at the bird cages provided by private operators, claming bed bugs are impossible because they are already relocated en-mass to de Souza's bird cage for their annual meeting. However as PR, cheap fumigation works, which were scheduled at the Woodlands dormitory, will be carried out as soon as possible because de Souza stated his meeting with all the bed bugs has ended.
SMRT's fat cat management had told the foreign drivers, during the discussion on November 26 that it will never review and will dismiss their concerns.
It will share its decision with them next week but another fairy tale version will be provided to the Mouthpieces.
Lackey Teo said: "There are lessons from this episode.
First we know that Commie PRC will use such dirty tricks to make Ruler Loong look bad after ASEAN's move to support Uncle Sam and balk the commies. Once we placate their waxwork leaders' anger, we will move decisively to deal with the strikers' ring leaders.
Second, Peasantpore is committed to treating foreigners with respect and will continue to ill-treat its local peasants. As such, we will say SMRT will better engage our foreign serfs and close the case. In the meantime, our lackey chums, the unions, poodles and ISD dogs are doing their utmost to threaten the ringleaders but SMRT will make immediate improvements to foreigners' living conditions.
Thirdly, to the majority of our PRC drivers, who are cheap, I would like to reassure them that they better wise up or we go and ask Commie Cadres for some gangster tactics to deal with them."
SMRT said the attendance of all peasant drivers is back to normal and that their management will proceed with their weekend trips to KTV lounges to recharge themselves.
Finally, the SMRT PR whore added that the six PRC striker ringleaders who did not turn for work on Wednesday morning had valid reasons for being absent as they were given a good beating by ISD enforcers.
PEASANTPORE: Most of the Commie PRC bus drivers involved in an 'annoying work stoppage' and rebranded as 'illegal strike' over a stipend dispute have returned to their daily toil except for six ringleaders who has been marked by beatings. The six ring leaders are on medical leave but their conditions remain unknown at press time.
As a measure to cow any foreigners who are tempted to pull the same stunt, the transport cartel operator SMRT said that 20 PRC bus drivers are invited to Outram Poodle Station for tea sessions but wise Asiatic peasants understand the true nature of the 'tea sessions'.
SMRT added that Kempeitai punishments will be used on serfs who absent themselves from work for pure fun.
At the conference, SMRT demonised the PRC drivers as greedy trouble makers and declared themselves as victims. A slimy spokeswhore was tasked to deny that the pathetic stipends, appalling living conditions and increased work hours caused the work stoppages this week.
Inept SMRT crowed that Commie PRC drivers are cheap and expendableshort term contract staff unlike Northern Matland drivers who are known as permanent serfs.
SMRT said despite providing bird cage style accommodation and cheap utilities, the ingrate PRC drivers have the gall to talk thrash about their deplorable conditions and dire straits. SMRT's mediawhore claimed in July, permanent bus serfs received an increment in their starting pay after increasing their work hours. As a gesture of contempt, 75 peanuts was given to PRC drivers with more work hours added. The Mouthpiece were told not to report the increased working hours dished to all serf drivers.
After some local peasants 'cry father, cry mother', another round of salary adjustments and more unpaid overtime were rewarded to permanent peasant drivers in October. Another cheap 25 peanuts per full moon were given to China nationals was finalised last week with more working hours added as well.
Now SMRT wants you to believe the illegal strike took place even before the PRC drivers knew about their salary adjustments, it was intended as a Christmas surprise but it created more misunderstanding and a rare strike.
In a statement, labour movement NTUC said SMRT's management should spend less time with KTV gals and read their mole's field reports. It also distance itself from the fiasco by claiming that the majority of foreign bus drivers in SMRT have not joined the union.
SMRT's executive vice whore for roads & commercial, Ms Teo Ah Hoon, said: "KNNCCB, if not for the pandas, I could have spend a nice evening with my duck toyboy. KNN, we will still discourage our peasant drivers to join the unions as ignorance is bliss. Of course, I must talk cock and say perhaps we didn't do enough to encourage them to join Ruler Loon's approved unions."
SMRT pointed out that ungrateful drivers had been given a special increment after increasing their work hours.
The public transport cartel operator said it pays bangla-style stipends to drivers but reserve first world stipends for their lackey management team.
It added that its remuneration packages for foreign peasant drivers from Commie PRC and Northern Matland are equitable, with Ruler Loong getting his share via foreign worker levy, as well as transport driven by their own kind, HK style bird cage lodgings and cheap utilities covered.
Answering to netizens' queries and concerns over bird cage lodging conditions, fat cat Hoon acknowledged that the small and cozy birdcages actually help the PRCs to have mass orgies. While refusing to shed more light about the bird cages, lackey Hoon claimed SMRT has generously decided to provide bigger bird cages accommodation from early 2013.
SMRT dismissed PRC drivers' concerns over issues such as bed bugs at the bird cages provided by private operators, claming bed bugs are impossible because they are already relocated en-mass to de Souza's bird cage for their annual meeting. However as PR, cheap fumigation works, which were scheduled at the Woodlands dormitory, will be carried out as soon as possible because de Souza stated his meeting with all the bed bugs has ended.
SMRT's fat cat management had told the foreign drivers, during the discussion on November 26 that it will never review and will dismiss their concerns.
It will share its decision with them next week but another fairy tale version will be provided to the Mouthpieces.
Lackey Teo said: "There are lessons from this episode.
First we know that Commie PRC will use such dirty tricks to make Ruler Loong look bad after ASEAN's move to support Uncle Sam and balk the commies. Once we placate their waxwork leaders' anger, we will move decisively to deal with the strikers' ring leaders.
Second, Peasantpore is committed to treating foreigners with respect and will continue to ill-treat its local peasants. As such, we will say SMRT will better engage our foreign serfs and close the case. In the meantime, our lackey chums, the unions, poodles and ISD dogs are doing their utmost to threaten the ringleaders but SMRT will make immediate improvements to foreigners' living conditions.
Thirdly, to the majority of our PRC drivers, who are cheap, I would like to reassure them that they better wise up or we go and ask Commie Cadres for some gangster tactics to deal with them."
SMRT said the attendance of all peasant drivers is back to normal and that their management will proceed with their weekend trips to KTV lounges to recharge themselves.
Finally, the SMRT PR whore added that the six PRC striker ringleaders who did not turn for work on Wednesday morning had valid reasons for being absent as they were given a good beating by ISD enforcers.
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