MOT Vase Minion of State Jos Teo explains why buses are always late

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The Mouthpiece editors are immensely gifted when it comes to distorting facts to cover up the gabras of their chums.
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1177339/1/.html
Posted: 17 January 2012 1659 hrs


Political 101 aka 斗转星移 - Do not acknowledge services are slow, just say usage has increased


Peasantpore: More peasants are commuting by bus (high COE, taxi fare hikes and ERP), as ridership grew by 16 per cent from 2.9 million a day in 2007, to 3.45 million per day in 2011.

Now for the 斗转星移
But it also means that buses are moving slower and they are not late, get it?

Minion of State for Transport Josephine Teo, who slept while Saw screwed peasants, provided this update in parliament on Tuesday, said measures like full-day bus lane extensions have helped improve journey speeds along heavily-used areas by seven per cent on average.

Another possible measure is to cross-train more bus drivers aka overwork existing drivers, more overtime.

She said: "Each lowly paid driver, perhaps being just familiar with their own route that they drive on a regular basis must take on several other routes. We minions are also moonlighting as directors in many private corporations. But for this to work, need time lah e.g. sack rebellious ones, no pay hikes for the rest, so must wait long long a bit."

Apparently Vase Jos Teo simply waltz into the MOT by supporting Ruler Loong's 'Tax the Poor' despite her meagre capabilities. She was found wanting and simple hide behind No Porn Lui during the press conference to explain Saw's gabras. She was also pwned by the Suzhou Commies during her EDB days. No wonder she is a gifted practioner of 斗转星移.
 
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It means you are not doing a good job and just gives excuses. If upu can't get the job done. Then resign.
 
The Mouthpiece editors are immensely gifted when it comes to distorting facts to cover up the gabras of their chums.
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1177339/1/.html
Posted: 17 January 2012 1659 hrs


Political 101 aka 斗转星移 - Do not acknowledge services are slow, just say usage has increased


Peasantpore: More peasants are commuting by bus (high COE, taxi fare hikes and ERP), as ridership grew by 16 per cent from 2.9 million a day in 2007, to 3.45 million per day in 2011.

Now for the 斗转星移
But it also means that buses are moving slower and they are not late, get it?

Minion of State for Transport Josephine Teo, who slept while Saw screwed peasants, provided this update in parliament on Tuesday, said measures like full-day bus lane extensions have helped improve journey speeds along heavily-used areas by seven per cent on average.

Another possible measure is to cross-train more bus drivers aka overwork existing drivers, more overtime.

She said: "Each lowly paid driver, perhaps being just familiar with their own route that they drive on a regular basis must take on several other routes. We minions are also moonlighting as directors in many private corporations. But for this to work, need time lah e.g. sack rebellious ones, no pay hikes for the rest, so must wait long long a bit."

Apparently Vase Jos Teo simply waltz into the MOT by supporting Ruler Loong's 'Tax the Poor' despite her meagre capabilities. She was found wanting and simple hide behind No Porn Lui during the press conference to explain Saw's gabras. She was also pwned by the Suzhou Commies during her EDB days. No wonder she is a gifted practioner of 斗转星移.

Strange. If ridership increased by 16% from '07 to '11, then why didn't they increase the fleet by 16%? Wouldn't that square off? 4 Years to increase capacity by 16% is quite an easy task.
 
Buying more buses will reduce super normal profits for the bus cartels. The fat cats in those quasi nationalised corporations will not buy it. Apparently the jiat leow bee PTC and No Porn Lui realised the problem but decided to act blur and keep quiet. Silence is golden, in Peasantpore at least.

The worst cartel member is SMRT, thanks to Saw's innovation (now adopted by Vase Teo), many new and cheap PRC drivers are forced to take on many routes. It is small wonder most PRC drivers end up 'hollandering' around the island, lost and confused.
 
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