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PEASANTPORE: The Ministry of Evil (MOE) says it provides peasant schools with a set of 'guidelines in the management of school discipline'.
It finally conceded that those objectives should not be taken too seriously as Principals must exercise 'cow sense' and never act too smart for themselves. Aka 'Always keep low profile and not give trouble to MOE or Heng $wee $wee'.
Previously Ministry of Evil said all schools must obey their 'guidelines', yet they suddenly adopt a doctrine that 'schools may formulate their own rules based on their school's context and needs'. This effectively gives schools the green light to pursue dodgy businesses e.g. donations for places and preferential treatment for rich Princelings.
The Ministry of Evil was responding to queries from Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia about five peasant girls from St Margaret's Secondary School who, inspired by Jane Austen's novels, had their heads shaven in support of the Hair for Hope charity event last Saturday. Apparently the cunning Heng $wee $wee knew the social support for the case and decided to ask his lackeys to issue a vague statement and let St Margaret Principal take the rap for a publicity stunt gone wrong.
The three peasant students, try to be funny and had turned up in school bald, even though they had promised their conservative principal to wear wigs, while the other two kowtow their principal's demands.
Cherry Wong and Leia Lai, both 15 years old and ardent Jane Austen's fans, were among those who took part in last Saturday's event and turned up at school on Monday without wearing wigs, perhaps braless will be a better idea.
St Margaret's Secondary, an Asiatic 'Holier than thou' school do not allow "western decadent punk, unfeminine or sloppy hairstyles".
Leia's mother, Mdm Emily Chia, another closet Jane Austen fan and possible future bapok supporter, said the girls were suspended from almost two lessons. They were shamed and forced to sit in the general office to teach them a lesson that orders absolute even if they are wrong.
Two other girls from the same school who took part in the event, said they realized the need to kowtow to their principal to wear wigs and bras since it was what they had promised their stick-in-the-m&d principal.
Pee Chloe said: "You know, I know, in this fuck up Asiatic society, still must see people's face when doing the right thing lor. If Principal lan lan do not like your Jane Austen inspired bravado, then why bang your head on the wall huh? We comply because our parents told us to be smart and told us the two brave bobos will surely be punished lor."
Sumiko Choo said: "Our dictator principal already stated that want to shave the head, you have to wear a wig to keep up appearances. She stated it very clearly, old lady with bad history of torrid sex, what do you expect? She only talk cock, you got see her help old people or small children, other than praying to Ya Sor daily for a place in Paradise?'
Hair for Hope is an annual event organised by the Children's Cancer Foundation (CCF), which raises funds to help peasant children and their families affected by childhood cancer because Ruler Loong and Heartless Gan thinks state funds should not be wasted on children cancer patients unless they are Princelings.
Weighing in on the issue, parents and other students had mixed reactions.
One parent said: "KNNCCB, that Principal fucking hypocrite, pretend to be pious and worship Ya Sor, but never donate a single cent to charity, now trying to increase own profile with such a stunt. She think we all stupid huh?"
St Margaret's Secondary School student Masturah Bagum said: "KNNCCB, even if the Principal gabra and make mistake, we must also kowtow her, that's what they teach us in National Education right, otherwise why we pledge loyalty to Familee huh?"
Meanwhile, CCF said that it is heartened by the bravery and compassion of the five girls but as Asiatic cowards, they cannot intervene else it will be an insult to Minion Heng $wee $wee. Of course, if St Margaret thinks botak is punk hair style then it ought to buy wigs and pass them to children cancer patient. It is a shame that St Margaret is associated with such a silly principal.
CCF added that every shaven head in Hair for Hope represents the understanding by an individual of the ordeal that a child with cancer goes through, apparently that pious principal did not get the message, as most Ya Sor followers are, clueless.
Leia's mother, Mdm Chia said she is surprised this topic has gone viral online and many brave peasants finally got the tongue to lash out on idiots e.g. MOE, St Margaret Principal who often take turns to act as goons.
"This Principal got not cow sense, St Margaret better appear to her in her wet dreams and tell her to wake up lah."
"In Asiatic peasant society, like that one, got people try to help cancer patient gain profile, sure got opportunistic baboon like that St Margaret Principal out to score points with MOE. That Heng $wee $wee another sweet talker, he clearly know what the fuck is wrong, yet ask his Ministry of Evil to issue a half past six statement, saying not his business. KNNCCB he also think we are stupid communists. Clearly these three parties deserved to be whipped alive by boiled cabbage."
PEASANTPORE: The Ministry of Evil (MOE) says it provides peasant schools with a set of 'guidelines in the management of school discipline'.
It finally conceded that those objectives should not be taken too seriously as Principals must exercise 'cow sense' and never act too smart for themselves. Aka 'Always keep low profile and not give trouble to MOE or Heng $wee $wee'.
Previously Ministry of Evil said all schools must obey their 'guidelines', yet they suddenly adopt a doctrine that 'schools may formulate their own rules based on their school's context and needs'. This effectively gives schools the green light to pursue dodgy businesses e.g. donations for places and preferential treatment for rich Princelings.
The Ministry of Evil was responding to queries from Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia about five peasant girls from St Margaret's Secondary School who, inspired by Jane Austen's novels, had their heads shaven in support of the Hair for Hope charity event last Saturday. Apparently the cunning Heng $wee $wee knew the social support for the case and decided to ask his lackeys to issue a vague statement and let St Margaret Principal take the rap for a publicity stunt gone wrong.
The three peasant students, try to be funny and had turned up in school bald, even though they had promised their conservative principal to wear wigs, while the other two kowtow their principal's demands.
Cherry Wong and Leia Lai, both 15 years old and ardent Jane Austen's fans, were among those who took part in last Saturday's event and turned up at school on Monday without wearing wigs, perhaps braless will be a better idea.
St Margaret's Secondary, an Asiatic 'Holier than thou' school do not allow "western decadent punk, unfeminine or sloppy hairstyles".
Leia's mother, Mdm Emily Chia, another closet Jane Austen fan and possible future bapok supporter, said the girls were suspended from almost two lessons. They were shamed and forced to sit in the general office to teach them a lesson that orders absolute even if they are wrong.
Two other girls from the same school who took part in the event, said they realized the need to kowtow to their principal to wear wigs and bras since it was what they had promised their stick-in-the-m&d principal.
Pee Chloe said: "You know, I know, in this fuck up Asiatic society, still must see people's face when doing the right thing lor. If Principal lan lan do not like your Jane Austen inspired bravado, then why bang your head on the wall huh? We comply because our parents told us to be smart and told us the two brave bobos will surely be punished lor."
Sumiko Choo said: "Our dictator principal already stated that want to shave the head, you have to wear a wig to keep up appearances. She stated it very clearly, old lady with bad history of torrid sex, what do you expect? She only talk cock, you got see her help old people or small children, other than praying to Ya Sor daily for a place in Paradise?'
Hair for Hope is an annual event organised by the Children's Cancer Foundation (CCF), which raises funds to help peasant children and their families affected by childhood cancer because Ruler Loong and Heartless Gan thinks state funds should not be wasted on children cancer patients unless they are Princelings.
Weighing in on the issue, parents and other students had mixed reactions.
One parent said: "KNNCCB, that Principal fucking hypocrite, pretend to be pious and worship Ya Sor, but never donate a single cent to charity, now trying to increase own profile with such a stunt. She think we all stupid huh?"
St Margaret's Secondary School student Masturah Bagum said: "KNNCCB, even if the Principal gabra and make mistake, we must also kowtow her, that's what they teach us in National Education right, otherwise why we pledge loyalty to Familee huh?"
Meanwhile, CCF said that it is heartened by the bravery and compassion of the five girls but as Asiatic cowards, they cannot intervene else it will be an insult to Minion Heng $wee $wee. Of course, if St Margaret thinks botak is punk hair style then it ought to buy wigs and pass them to children cancer patient. It is a shame that St Margaret is associated with such a silly principal.
CCF added that every shaven head in Hair for Hope represents the understanding by an individual of the ordeal that a child with cancer goes through, apparently that pious principal did not get the message, as most Ya Sor followers are, clueless.
Leia's mother, Mdm Chia said she is surprised this topic has gone viral online and many brave peasants finally got the tongue to lash out on idiots e.g. MOE, St Margaret Principal who often take turns to act as goons.
"This Principal got not cow sense, St Margaret better appear to her in her wet dreams and tell her to wake up lah."
"In Asiatic peasant society, like that one, got people try to help cancer patient gain profile, sure got opportunistic baboon like that St Margaret Principal out to score points with MOE. That Heng $wee $wee another sweet talker, he clearly know what the fuck is wrong, yet ask his Ministry of Evil to issue a half past six statement, saying not his business. KNNCCB he also think we are stupid communists. Clearly these three parties deserved to be whipped alive by boiled cabbage."
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