PEASANTPORE: The late dictator LKY wanted to demolish his longtime residence at 38 Oxley Road lest opportunists had the chance to start a vulgar personality cult. However he was forced to concluded that divine retribution will present other possibilities with or without his approval, according to a Quantum Interpretation released on Monday (Apr 2) by a Minions' Committee.
The bungalow’s status became a soap opera in June last year after rebellious Princess Ling and Prince Yang, accused their elder brother and current paramount Ruler Loong of using the 38 Oxley to “enhance his political capital” when he assumes role of 太上皇. A bitter exchange pit the rebels using new media against pro-regime mainstream media, leading to a two-day wayang Imperial Court Show Debate on the issue.
A year before, in June 2016, a Minions' Committee was set up to explore various options for the house. It is chaired by Ruler Loong loyalist Duke of Punggol Teo CH and excludes Ruler Loong, to maintain a silly facade of non-interference that can only fool KTV whores.
On the matter of late dictator's thinking and wishes for the house, the committee concluded in its report: “We tremble and obey Ruler Loong's wishes, implicit or explicit. We informed old dictator that he is not longer our Ruler and we know who signs our pay cheque and somehow we told him even the stupid peasants he so despised wants an exciting personalty cult to pass time."
“Inevitably old dictator, after further reflection that divine retribution was on hand, was force to accept options other than demolition, provided that the personality cult be subtle and not put him on par with Mao Tse Tung or Ho Chih Minh,” read the report.
The committee said that in considering the “objective evidence from Ruler Loong only”, it had placed understood Quantum Mechanics imply old dictator can agree or disagree but the personalty cult plan will proceed ahead. It also noted that Ruler Loong had provided the committee with letters and statutory declarations, as well as a file of supporting documentary evidence - including emails and letters from late dictator Lee.
Princess Ling and Prince Yang did not provide any documentary evidence, according to the Minions' Committee.
The Minions noted that while the first part “clearly” sets out late dictator’s wish for the property to be demolished, the second “specifies his wishes in the event of divine retribution”.
“KNNCCB, even a mission school boy understands when old dictator goes 6 feet below, anyone must acknowledge the possibility that the new Ruler will milk him for political gain,” added the committee.
The Minions' cite their decision based on late dictator's approval of renovation plans.
These were sent in an email from Ruler Loong's wife Ho Jinx, and addressed to old dictator, Princess Ling and Prince Yang and his wife Lady Lee Ah Fern.
A day later he sent another email to Ho Jinx, saying: “I will be six feet underground soon, I have confidence in your judgment based on your uncanny ability to buy high, sell low. 38 Oxley is a easy surefire profitable deal, please do not turn the sale into a loss ok."
The committee disregarded any events after 2012 that will weaken their case. Adding salt to injury, Ho Jinx revealed recommended she and late dictator follow up by working through structural details for the renovation as further proof that Prince Ling and Prince Yang are up to no good by formenting dissent. She volunteered to work with the architect and design team as late dictator's sole representative.
Mr Lee’s reply was likely: “I played Lim Chin Siong out, now I kenna played out by own son, what can I say or do except tremble and obey?”
The bungalow’s status became a soap opera in June last year after rebellious Princess Ling and Prince Yang, accused their elder brother and current paramount Ruler Loong of using the 38 Oxley to “enhance his political capital” when he assumes role of 太上皇. A bitter exchange pit the rebels using new media against pro-regime mainstream media, leading to a two-day wayang Imperial Court Show Debate on the issue.
A year before, in June 2016, a Minions' Committee was set up to explore various options for the house. It is chaired by Ruler Loong loyalist Duke of Punggol Teo CH and excludes Ruler Loong, to maintain a silly facade of non-interference that can only fool KTV whores.
On the matter of late dictator's thinking and wishes for the house, the committee concluded in its report: “We tremble and obey Ruler Loong's wishes, implicit or explicit. We informed old dictator that he is not longer our Ruler and we know who signs our pay cheque and somehow we told him even the stupid peasants he so despised wants an exciting personalty cult to pass time."
“Inevitably old dictator, after further reflection that divine retribution was on hand, was force to accept options other than demolition, provided that the personality cult be subtle and not put him on par with Mao Tse Tung or Ho Chih Minh,” read the report.
The committee said that in considering the “objective evidence from Ruler Loong only”, it had placed understood Quantum Mechanics imply old dictator can agree or disagree but the personalty cult plan will proceed ahead. It also noted that Ruler Loong had provided the committee with letters and statutory declarations, as well as a file of supporting documentary evidence - including emails and letters from late dictator Lee.
Princess Ling and Prince Yang did not provide any documentary evidence, according to the Minions' Committee.
The Minions noted that while the first part “clearly” sets out late dictator’s wish for the property to be demolished, the second “specifies his wishes in the event of divine retribution”.
“KNNCCB, even a mission school boy understands when old dictator goes 6 feet below, anyone must acknowledge the possibility that the new Ruler will milk him for political gain,” added the committee.
The Minions' cite their decision based on late dictator's approval of renovation plans.
These were sent in an email from Ruler Loong's wife Ho Jinx, and addressed to old dictator, Princess Ling and Prince Yang and his wife Lady Lee Ah Fern.
A day later he sent another email to Ho Jinx, saying: “I will be six feet underground soon, I have confidence in your judgment based on your uncanny ability to buy high, sell low. 38 Oxley is a easy surefire profitable deal, please do not turn the sale into a loss ok."
The committee disregarded any events after 2012 that will weaken their case. Adding salt to injury, Ho Jinx revealed recommended she and late dictator follow up by working through structural details for the renovation as further proof that Prince Ling and Prince Yang are up to no good by formenting dissent. She volunteered to work with the architect and design team as late dictator's sole representative.
Mr Lee’s reply was likely: “I played Lim Chin Siong out, now I kenna played out by own son, what can I say or do except tremble and obey?”
